26/05/2024
LAUGH BEFORE YOU SLEEP JHORπ€£π€£
1)You're here telling her to enter Keke and drop at Oshodi and then come and see u* π π π π π π π *Another person is telling her "baby can I drive and p!ck you up so you'll have dinner"* π π π π π π π *brother put yourself in her shoe, which one you for go??* π
2) Instead of buying insectic!de 1k,why not allow mosquito to b!te you,then you buy malaria drugs #600 and suya #400ππ
3)There's a big difference between six packs and six ribs.*
*Don't cΓΈnfuse the two please*
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4) Can't believe I was nakΒ£d when I was born those nurses must have seen everything chiiiiiπππππππ
5) Even aboki dey do Tapswap alsoπ€£π€£
6) Your mother will rΒ£port you to your father, then start begging him to stΓΈp when he starts fl0gging you.
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7)PretΔnding to be fine after brΒ£akup is not easy, a friend of mine fa!nted while smilingππππ
8)I don tire for this country π³π¬ooooo, how can an ambulance jΔm person RUnπ§π»ββοΈπ_π€£
9)Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand at the mall because if they leave her hand, she will start shopping*ππππππ
10)Being Ε«gly is unfair, when a good looking person fΔrts u become the prime suspΒ£ct* πππππππ
11)Div0rce is for the rich people...imagine going to c0urt for one room and 3 pots π*
12)You've been taking screenshots of clothes and shoes since last year. We've entered MAY already*
*When will you buy them?* π€‘π€‘πΈπ€¨π€£
13)Guys are searching for good girls with a sprinkle pr0stitutes vibes. While girls are searching for God fearing Husband with features of Yahoo Boi._
_C0nfused generation ππ_
14)A drΕ«nk boy is like a l!abilityπbut a drunk lady is an asset ππif you understand this maths even if you make heaven you won't see Godπππ*
15)I visited a friend's church yesterday and the pastor said do something crΔzy for God, I went outside and off the church generator na bΔd I do?πππ*ππππββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
16)Our pastor said, "let a husband who has never cheΔted on his wife lead us in prayer"* my People, up till now we're still in the church oo π since morning βπΎπ
17) Please Can Someone tell me the name of the medicine that can be given to a w!fe to stop asking for money
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18)Some Girls will be like I need a Man that can make me feel like a Woman.*
*my question is were you feeling like a G0at b4*ππππππ
19)Instead of giving her umbrella you are telling her to enter your room make rain fΔll finish*
*Oga when did your room became Noah's Ark?*
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20)Christmas is near o,7months remaining, & men have started planning on how to cause quΔrrel between them & their galfrnds.My sister be obedient o even if he slΔps u tell him God bless uπ*
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Guy if your name is still baby during arguments, you don't know what God has done for you. But if nah OgbΒ£ni, alayΒ£, ogaa, bro be your argument name. Your relati0nship don remain 25mb.*
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22)Fat girls are the most sΒ£lfish in the world.π . They will sit down while wearing a miniskirt and u will see n0thingππ€ππ*
23)TEACHER* What do you called a girl who jumps from one guy to the another? π€π€π€
Timmy: A Bouncing Baby Girl ππ
24) When i get married this are my rules to my wife if i cΔtch u chΒ£ating u 're g0ing
And if u cΔtch me chΒ£ating u 're g0ing Thank you
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25) Sometimes,I shake my brain just to check how many mb sΒ£nse still remainingππππππππ
26) On My Wedding Day, I will DΔnce Closer to my Father in-law and Whisper to Him.. Your Daughter g0 see F!re T0night...πππππ
27) it's not easy to rΔck ya brain and form j0kes , Biko appreciate my efforts π
Keep skipping my post without liking or commenting, That's how they will skip you with food π²at the next wedding you will attend ππ
God bless you abundantly π₯°π