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Luxurious Bastard Co. Beard care products beard oil beard balm and beard wash grooming supplies

10/15/2026

Coming in hot on a Wednesday… stay luxurious, my friends

10/14/2026

Bad choices make for good stories
Let’s have some fun. I wanna see these stickers out in creative high traffic areas. Take a picture, post it, or tag me that way I can feature it in my stories.
Best form of advertisement also today at 4 o’clock on YouTube we will be live. Come hang out, shoot the s**t, possible giveaways. See y’all later

10/13/2026
10/13/2026

Scent Profile

Top Notes — The Enchanted Opening

Dried Apple

Frozen Berries

Lemon

A crisp, refreshing introduction with juicy fruit, cool berry sweetness, and a bright citrus spark.

Middle Notes — The Forbidden Forest

Balsam Fir

Black Currant

Clove

Fresh evergreen branches meet dark, tart berries and warming spice, adding richness, depth, and an unmistakable woodland character.

Base Notes — The Darkest Magic

Cedarwood

Mountain Air

Dark Musk

Grounded in rugged woods, cool atmospheric freshness, and a deep musky finish that leaves an intriguing impression.

10/13/2026

How it feels when I make a new profile!
Get luxurious, my friends😆😆😆

10/12/2026

Happy freaking Monday! Did you grab Hogwarts or Blackbeard??

Scent ProfileTop Notes — Raise the Black FlagKumquatSpiced Bay RumA bright burst of tangy citrus collides with warm, aro...
10/12/2026

Scent Profile

Top Notes — Raise the Black Flag

Kumquat

Spiced Bay Rum

A bright burst of tangy citrus collides with warm, aromatic bay rum spices, creating an adventurous opening that’s lively, bold, and unmistakably masculine.

Middle Notes — The Captain’s Quarters

Dark Coconut

Kentucky Bourbon

Dried Cannabis

Rich tropical coconut meets the smooth, boozy warmth of Kentucky bourbon, while earthy, herbal cannabis notes add an intriguing rugged edge.

Base Notes — The Treasure Below Deck

Aged Oak

Fresh Cedarwood

Oud Agarwood

Deep, weathered oak and aromatic cedarwood anchor the fragrance, while oud adds a luxurious, dark woody finish with subtle resinous complexity.

HOGWARTSAn Enchanting Blend of Dark Woods, Frozen Berries & Mountain AirComplete your Hogwarts routine with matching Hog...
10/11/2026

HOGWARTS

An Enchanting Blend of Dark Woods, Frozen Berries & Mountain Air

Complete your Hogwarts routine with matching Hogwarts Beard Balm, Hogwarts Beard Butter, and Hogwarts Beard & Body Wash.

Some scents are discovered. Others feel like magic.

Step beyond the ordinary and into a world where ancient forests whisper, cold mountain winds sweep through towering stone corridors, and something mysterious lingers in the shadows.

Hogwarts is a captivating blend of crisp dried apple, frozen berries, and bright lemon, opening with a refreshing burst of fruit kissed by the cold. As the fragrance unfolds, balsam fir and black currant weave through aromatic clove, creating a rich woodland character that feels both inviting and mysterious.

Deep beneath it all, rugged cedarwood, crisp mountain air, and dark musk create an atmospheric finish — earthy, masculine, and just a little wicked.

It’s fresh without being ordinary. Fruity without being overly sweet. Woody without becoming overpowering.

A little mystery. A little darkness. A whole lot of luxurious bastard.

Whether you’re wandering through the woods, enjoying a cold evening, or simply looking to add a little magic to your daily beard routine, Hogwarts delivers a distinctive fragrance worthy of its own legend.

Handcrafted in small batches. Made for the bearded.

Scent Profile

Top Notes — The Enchanted Opening

Dried Apple

Frozen Berries

Lemon

A crisp, refreshing introduction with juicy fruit, cool berry sweetness, and a bright citrus spark.

Middle Notes — The Forbidden Forest

Balsam Fir

Black Currant

Clove

Fresh evergreen branches meet dark, tart berries and warming spice, adding richness, depth, and an unmistakable woodland character.

Base Notes — The Darkest Magic

Cedarwood

Mountain Air

Dark Musk

Grounded in rugged woods, cool atmospheric freshness, and a deep musky finish that leaves an intriguing impression.

10/09/2026

Hope to see you guys tonight on the YouTube live stream at 4 PM Pacific standard time, talking about Hogwarts brand new profile as well as Blackbeard is back for the fourth year in a row.

10/09/2026

Serious question?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

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Apple Valley, CA
92307, 92308

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 4pm
Tuesday 9am - 4pm
Wednesday 9am - 4pm
Thursday 9am - 4pm
Friday 9am - 3pm

Telephone

760-442-3480

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