08/08/2026
Chi Chi Rodriguez grew up so poor
he used a guava branch
as his first golf club.
He won 8 PGA Tour events.
After every birdie he drew his putter
like a sword and pretended to stab the ball.
The PGA Tour asked him to stop.
He refused.
Golf celebrations have been
notoriously boring ever since.
What would your signature birdie
celebration be?
Drop it below.
