The Salty B Vacation Rental

The Salty B Vacation Rental The Salty Bitch is located in the Florida Keys in Marathon, Florida. Vaca-24-83
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04/05/2026

🌸Happy Easter from The Salty Bitch! 🐣

Let’s celebrate new beginnings, sunshine, and making memories that actually last longer than your tan

✨ EASTER SPECIAL ✨
💥 25% OFF ALL MAY STAYS 💥

Book your 7-night stay and lock in your slice of paradise right here in the Florida Keys 🌴

Think:
Pool days that turn into sunset nights
Backyard hangs on Blunt Boulevard
Easy beach runs and island hopping
Zero stress, all vibes

May is one of the BEST times to visit—perfect weather, fewer crowds, and now… a deal you don’t want to miss 👀

📅 Limited weeks available—once they’re gone, they’re gone

Book now and secure your week in paradise

The Salty Bitch Vacation Rental
Where your Easter blessings turn into beachside memories 💕🧜‍♀️

03/10/2026

“Hang around with people you want to be!” Donna J💕🧜‍♀️

May might just be the best-kept secret in the Florida Keys… and The Salty Bitch has THREE beautiful weeks open. ☀️🌴May i...
03/04/2026

May might just be the best-kept secret in the Florida Keys… and The Salty Bitch has THREE beautiful weeks open. ☀️🌴

May is that sweet spot before the summer crowds roll in. The weather is warm (but not blazing hot yet), the water is crystal clear, and the island vibe is relaxed and easy. It’s perfect for boating, snorkeling, fishing, sunset cocktails by the pool, and long lazy days soaking up the Keys life.

Restaurants are easier to get into, the beaches feel more peaceful, and the sunsets… well, they tend to show off a little extra this time of year.

And because we’d rather have good people enjoying the house than empty calendar days… we’re offering 25% OFF any May stay.

If you’ve been thinking about a Florida Keys getaway, this is your sign.

Message me to grab one of the open weeks before someone else does! 🧜‍♀️💕

🌴🍹☀️

Www.Thesaltybitchvr.com

02/24/2026

POV: You booked the Florida Keys vacation instead of saying “maybe next year.”

This is what a random afternoon looks like when you stay at The Salty Bitch !

Dolphins playing.
Salt air therapy.
Zero responsibilities.

Honestly… what are you waiting for? 👀

Message me to ask about discounted stays and to book your island escape!

01/27/2026

🌴✨ Last-Minute Paradise Alert! ✨🌴

Just opened up: January 28 – February 5 at The Salty Bitch 🧜‍♀️💦

This is hands-down one of the best times of year to be in the Keys—perfect weather, quiet beaches, salty breezes, and zero crowds.

💥 Make me a reasonable offer.
Seriously—if you’ve been dreaming of a Keys escape, now is your moment.

☀️ Heated pool
🌊 Close to the best beaches
🍹 Island vibes included

📩 Message me directly and let’s get you to paradise

Www.thesaltybitchvr.com

Happy New Year from The Salty Bitch 🧜‍♀️Cheers to a brand-new year filled with sunshine, salty air, and unforgettable Ke...
01/02/2026

Happy New Year from The Salty Bitch 🧜‍♀️

Cheers to a brand-new year filled with sunshine, salty air, and unforgettable Keys memories ☀️

As we kick off the new year, just a little heads-up—there are only a few weeks left to book before summer fills up. If a Florida Keys escape is on your vision board for 2026, now’s the time to make it happen.

Thank you to every guest who made this past year so special. We can’t wait to welcome familiar faces and new friends to our little slice of paradise.

Here’s to another salty year ahead!

Donna J💕🧜‍♀️

Www.thesaltybitchvr.com

Just a few weeks left to book before summer is here…The sun is shining, the pool is calling, and the Keys are warming up...
12/23/2025

Just a few weeks left to book before summer is here…

The sun is shining, the pool is calling, and the Keys are warming up beautifully

These pictures feel almost complete… but you’re what’s missing.

Whether it’s morning coffee by the pool, salty hair after the beach, sunset cocktails, or nights under the stars—The Salty Bitch is ready for your memories.

*Limited spring availability
*Close to the best beaches in The Keys
*Built for relaxation, laughter & island time

Don’t wait until summer is sold out—slide into your Keys escape now.

Come add yourself to the picture.

Www.thesaltybitchvr.com

11/28/2025

Happy Thanksgiving! Thankful for all the lessons learned this year! What are you thankful for today ? 💕🧜‍♀️

🏡 The Salty Bitch Vacation Rental is located in Marathon—just a 1-hour drive to Key West. Perfect for relaxing after a w...
10/03/2025

🏡 The Salty Bitch Vacation Rental is located in Marathon—just a 1-hour drive to Key West. Perfect for relaxing after a wild night of costumes, parades, and parties.

✔️ Private pool to cool off in between events
✔️ Spacious bedrooms & full kitchen (yes, you can actually spread out your costumes!)
✔️ Quick access to both Key West AND all the hidden gems in Marathon
✔️ All the comfort of home with that Florida Keys vibe 🌊🐚

If you’re planning a group trip for Fantasy Fest, this is the spot that lets you play hard in Key West and then come back to unwind in paradise. Half Off until October 31st.

📅 Fantasy Fest books up fast—secure your stay at The Salty Bitch!

Message me for details & availability 💕🧜‍♀️

☀️🍹 End of Summer, Salty Style! 🍹☀️Before the sun sets on summer, make one last splash at The Salty B Vacation Rental in...
10/03/2025

☀️🍹 End of Summer, Salty Style! 🍹☀️

Before the sun sets on summer, make one last splash at The Salty B Vacation Rental in the Florida Keys! 🏝️ Lounge by the pool, toast those epic sunsets, and soak up all the tropical vibes.

🔥 Limited-time deal: 50% OFF weekly stays now through October 31 (7-night minimum).
💬 Message me for a quote or call/text (305) 767-3499 to lock in your week!

👉 Please share this with your friends!! You don’t have to stay the entire seven days to take advantage of this special—come for as long as you can and enjoy the savings. 🌴

📍 Marathon, Florida Keys
🔗 www.thesaltybitchvr.com

Address

7949 Gulfstream Blvd
Miami, FL
33050-2819

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+13057673499

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