03/06/2023
A kind reminder of the Terms and Conditions for our Buffet:
1. Any food from the buffet must be automatically surrendered to Angie Jr. upon her request if she is hungry. This includes if you have already put the food on a plate and taken it back to your table.
2. Bingo is strictly observed between 4:17 PM and 11:01 PM daily. We use the dining room for both the buffet and bingo at the same time so if you are only eating and not playing bingo, do not shout “Bingo!” or you will be slapped.
3. If you take General Tao’s Chicken from the buffet you may only take it in increments of 4, 9, 14, or 26 pieces of chicken at a time.
4. All plates must be licked completely clean before returning to the servers.
5. On Thursdays you must wear a white belt to be admitted to the buffet.
6. You are required to stop and admire the family portraits outside the dining room for at least 5 minutes before entering or you will be slapped. We are watching and timing you.
7. If you spill salt on the table, you must sing the national anthem (OF EGYPT) before throwing it over your shoulder.
8. You may not wear a Hello Kitty pinky ring watch at any time while in the dining room. If you have one, it can be checked at the front desk and might be returned later. There are no guarantees.
9. You can only order wine if Angie Jr. is drinking wine.
10. If your birthday is not the same day as Angie Jr.’s (June 5th) then you are not allowed to have a birthday at the hotel or buffet.
11. Oranges are for decoration only. Do not touch them or you will be slapped.