Metropolitan Washington Mensa

05/05/2026

We know some of you feel like this week must almost be over because it's been a long one, but we have some bad news for you: it's only Tuesday afternoon. No really, go look.

But we have something you can treat yourself to: a one-day discount to take the Mensa Admission Test in a private setting, scheduled at a time and location convenient for you, for only $55. OK, we know it's no spa day, but it's still a very good deal. Visit the link to learn more: https://www.us.mensa.org/join/testing/private-testing/

Again, this deal is good for TODAY ONLY, so don't wait. This isn't the TPS report cover sheet.

Easily find and schedule a Mensa Admission Test session near you.

05/04/2026

If you think we're going to shamelessly take advantage of May the Fourth to offer you a deal...well you're right. TODAY ONLY: Take the Mensa Practice Test for only $5.40! See what we did there? Price will be applied at checkout. Visit: https://www.us.mensa.org/join/mht/

Oh, and May the Fourth be with you and all of that stuff!

03/13/2026

We’re up and running at Awesome Con! Come visit booth 2030 to learn more about Metropolitan Washington Mensa and American Mensa, grab some free stuff, and enter our giveaway!

11/30/2025

During November, you can send in your prior testing to qualify for Mensa for FREE (and we accept nearly 200 different tests)! But unlike all those corporate Black Friday sales, this deal won't be extended beyond today. So make sure you sign up to take advantage of this offer now!

Our chapter has dozens of events each month and we'd love for you to join us for the fun, friendships, and community! For more information or to start your free Prior Evidence Review visit us.mensa.org/join/testscores

11/27/2025

We know that the conversation at the Thanksgiving table can turn ugly at times because you're discussing politics, whether it's time for your favorite team to bench its quarterback, or what the family thinks of your cousin Charlotte's new boyfriend (we don't know what she sees in him, either). If it does, bust out these fun facts to change the topic until everyone decides it's time for dessert. They're all going to be riveted by this information. Except for Charlotte's boyfriend. And we're fine with that.

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11/26/2025

What's better than getting a great deal on Black Friday? Getting something for FREE! This month, you can qualify for Mensa using your old test scores at no cost (we accept nearly 200 different tests). This is a deal that's a lot less disappointing than that meal you're going to have with your in-laws tomorrow.

Our chapter has dozens of events each month and we'd love for you to join us for the fun, friendships, and community! For more information or to start your free Prior Evidence review visit us.mensa.org/join/testscores

11/26/2025

So if the cheese is melted and you eat one of the chips, that means you've had nachos? Sorry, that joke was cheesy.

Although it's not one of our 140+ official Special Interest Groups (SIGs), there is a Mensa Facebook group just for members who love cheese! It pairs well with our two official SIGs for wine and beer lovers. 🧀🍷🍺

Microchips are not part of the food pyramid, btw.

11/18/2025

Did you know that nearly 2/3 of our members don't sit for a qualifying test, but instead submit an old score to join Mensa? We accept over 150 different tests, and this November you can submit your old test scores to qualify for American Mensa for FREE!

The Metropolitan Washington Mensa chapter is the largest and most active chapter in Mensa. With dozens of events each month, we've got something for everyone, and we'd love for you to join us for the fun, stimulation, and friendships!

For more information or to start your free Prior Evidence review visit us.mensa.org/join/testscores

10/17/2025

During October, you can sign up to take the Mensa admission test for 50% off (a $30 value). Our next test session is tomorrow (October 18). Or, schedule a private test session and receive 10% off.

🔗 Just visit ➜ us.mensa.org/join/testing to get started.

10/09/2025

Are you a DMV local who's tired of all of your friends getting to take advantage of furlough deals at businesses while you have to work all day and pay full price? Well we've got a deal for you*! During October, you can sign up to take the Mensa admission test for 50% off (a $30 value). Our next test session is on October 18. Or, schedule a private test session and receive 10% off. You can even do it while sitting at your desk in the office. Just don't let your boss see!

🔗 Just visit ➜ us.mensa.org/join/testing to get started.

*Offer is also open to furloughed employees.