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28/09/2024

Funny African Proverbs

When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb

It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb

The a**s doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South-African Proverb

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb

A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb

No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the sc***um- Ghanaian Proverb

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the a**s should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb

The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb

An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb

The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerien Proverb

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb

There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb

The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb

A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb

He who goes to sleep with an itching a**s wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb
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27/06/2024

Bonface wakes up each morning, before the sun rises
His body weary from the hard day's work
He toils in the fields, under the scorching sun
With calloused hands and aching muscles

The weight of his burdens, heavy on his shoulders
His dreams dashed by the harsh reality of life
He longs for a better future, a chance to escape
But the chains of poverty hold him tight

He fights against the odds, with all his might
But it seems like the world is against him
He struggles to make ends meet, to feed his family
To provide for their needs, to give them a better life

But Bonface doesn't give up, he persists
He pushes through the pain, the hardship
With a determination that burns deep within
He refuses to be defeated by his circumstances

And though the road ahead is long and hard
Bonface knows that he must keep moving forward
For he is a fighter, a warrior in the battle of life
And he will not rest until he has won.

22/06/2024

THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't r**e.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for s*x.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

31/05/2024

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why

31/05/2024

What Zuma has done can never be undone😆

The impact of Jacob Zuma's party on the ANC and EFF will be ingrained in the history of South African elections. His act...
31/05/2024

The impact of Jacob Zuma's party on the ANC and EFF will be ingrained in the history of South African elections. His actions have led to a significant decline in the performance of both parties, a fact that cannot be overlooked. It is evident that they underestimated his presence in the political landscape, leaving them unprepared and caught off guard. Despite his seemingly nonchalant demeanor, Zuma proves to be a formidable and dangerous opponent.

15/05/2024

Title: Battle at the Bar
INT. THE FORCE BAR - NIGHT
The bar is dimly lit, filled with a rowdy crowd of patrons. In one corner, a group of thugs sit around a table, two of them playing a game of snooker. In walks TINDO, a tough, no-nonsense guy dressed in a leather jacket and ripped jeans.
TINDO: (to the bartender) Give me a whiskey, neat.
As Tindo takes a seat at the bar, he catches the eye of the thugs in the corner. They exchange a knowing look, sizing each other up.
THUG LEADER: (standing up)
You got a lot of nerve coming in here, tough guy. This is our territory.

TINDO: (smirking) I don't see your name on it.
The thugs stand up, cracking their knuckles and preparing for a fight. Tindo calmly finishes his drink and stands up, ready for whatever comes his way.
The room erupts into chaos as the thugs lunge at Tindo, throwing punches and kicks. Tindo holds his own, dodging and countering their attacks with precision and skill. He lands blow after blow, taking down each thug one by one.
The Thug Leader, realizing he's outmatched, pulls out a knife and lunges at Tindo. But Tindo is too fast, disarming him and knocking him to the ground with a powerful punch.
TINDO: (standing over the Thug Leader)You mess with me, you mess with the wrong guy.

The thugs lay defeated on the floor, nursing their wounds as Tindo calmly walks out of the bar, leaving behind a trail of destruction in his wake.
FADE OUT.

14/05/2024

I created a page, I don't even know how to get a follower. Plz I need disciples😄😄😄

14/05/2024

Keep pushing forward, writer! Every word you write is a step closer to your goals. Embrace the journey, stay true to your voice, and trust in your creativity. Your words have power, so don't be afraid to share them with the world. Keep writing, keep dreaming, and never give up on your passion. You've got this!

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