Caltowie hotel

05/09/2026

Tonight’s Offerings🍴🍝🍻

03/09/2026

Our tables are filling up FAST. Please book to avoid disappointment.

We’ve got you covered with our Father’s Day Buffet Breakfast, 10am–2pm! Bring Dad, fill his plate and pretend this was the plan all along. 😉

Adults $26pp
Kids $12pp
Kids under 5 eat free

Bookings essential! 💙

03/09/2026

Our Friday Night Buffet is serving up plenty of favourites from 5PM–8PM!

✨ $25 Adults
✨ $10 Children
✨ Kids under 5 EAT FREE!

Tables are limited, so book yours before you miss out! 🍽️

📞 0455 398 620

03/09/2026

Thursday night sorted! 🍴🍻

🥩 Mixed Grill $25
🐟 Fish & Chips + Coleslaw $13
🐟 Two Pieces of Fish $15

5pm–8pm and don’t forget our drink specials! 🍺

02/09/2026

Why have just one Happy Hour when you can have one every night this weekend?

🍺 $5 Schooners
🍺 $7 Pints
🍹 Cocktails for the ladies… or the men — we don’t judge!

5PM–7PM Thursday, Friday and Saturday

Plus, enjoy a drink and go in the draw to WIN a gift basket for Dad… or keep it for yourself!

See you at The Caltowie!

01/09/2026

🤖 AI made the post… but thankfully it’s not making the snittys! 😂

🍴 $16 Snittys — Pork, Chicken or Beef
🍟 Served with chips & salad bar
🍰 PLUS Pavlova or Cheesecake
⏰ 5pm–8pm

At that price, even AI knows it’s a bloody good deal.

📞 Bookings: 0455 398 620

Side note 📝 We’re closed tomorrow for lunch due to some exciting upgrades.

30/08/2026

Come down to The Caltowie Pub for a proper night of live music with Fridge Junkies, with Plume and Pine & Cone! 🎸🍻

📅 September 19th
📍 The Caltowie Pub

No algorithms. No auto-tune robots. Just cold b**rs, live tunes and humans doing human things.

Save the date — this one’s worth leaving the house for!

29/08/2026

🤠 WELL… HERE’S OUR OFFICIAL AI APOLOGY.

We’re sorry… not sorry. 😂

We’re a small country pub — not a multinational marketing department with a bloke named Chad sitting upstairs on a $150k salary designing Facebook posts.

We’ve got b**rs to pour, meals to cook, rooms to fill, staff to pay and a pub to keep alive.

So yep… sometimes we take our own photos, throw a little AI into the mix and use it to help create our advertising.

Why?

Because it saves us time.
It saves us money.
And those are two things small country pubs don’t exactly have stacked up out the back next to the b**r kegs. 🍺

We’d rather spend the money keeping the doors open, employing people, supporting our little community and putting on a bloody good feed than paying a fortune for every poster that lands on Facebook.

Now, we understand AI isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.

And that’s okay.

If seeing a bit of AI on your Facebook feed causes you unbearable distress, there’s a handy little Unfollow button waiting for you. 😂

No hard feelings.

Just don’t let the saloon doors hit you on the way out. 🤠

And remember…

This is a pub, not an airport. ✈️

There’s absolutely no need to announce your departure.

🍺 The Caltowie Hotel
Still country. Still independent. Still doing things our way.

P.S. This fake apology was brought to you by AI. 😉

29/08/2026

We’d tell you the drink specials… but apparently some secrets are best discovered at the bar. 🍻

28/08/2026