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Royal Hotel Crystal Brook Visit us at the Royal Hotel Crystal Brook. Enjoy a meal, drink & great friendly service. Rooms avail.

5TH DEC ONE NIGHT ONLY .SEAFOOD PLATTERS AVAIL $65 FOR 2 .BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL .😁💥🍺
15/10/2026

5TH DEC ONE NIGHT ONLY .SEAFOOD PLATTERS AVAIL $65 FOR 2 .BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL .😁💥🍺

HELP SPREAD THE WORD LETS MAKE THIS DAY EPIC .REAL TROPHEYS TO BE WON .LOADS OF FUN ,STUFF FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO DO .
15/10/2026

HELP SPREAD THE WORD LETS MAKE THIS DAY EPIC .REAL TROPHEYS TO BE WON .LOADS OF FUN ,STUFF FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO DO .

TOMORROW NIGHT COME JOIN IN AND HAVE FUN .GOOD FOOD GOOD MUSIC .WINNER FOR BEST FANCY DRESS .NO IT DOESNT MEAN ASIAN TH...
15/10/2026

TOMORROW NIGHT COME JOIN IN AND HAVE FUN .GOOD FOOD GOOD MUSIC .WINNER FOR BEST FANCY DRESS .NO IT DOESNT MEAN ASIAN THEMED FANCY DRESS JUST WHAT EVER YOU MAKE UP .HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL .🤪🤣

SAVE THE DATE 5TH DEC ONE NIGHT ONLY .BRETT LITTLEFAIR PLAYING LIVE .SEAFOOD PLATTERS $65 FOR 2 PEOPLE AVAIL ON THE NIGH...
13/10/2026

SAVE THE DATE 5TH DEC ONE NIGHT ONLY .BRETT LITTLEFAIR PLAYING LIVE .SEAFOOD PLATTERS $65 FOR 2 PEOPLE AVAIL ON THE NIGHT BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL PLEASE .BOOK YOUR PLATTERS NOW TO AVOID DISSAPOINTMENT .

Happy birthday peta Kerin .🩷💐🎂
13/10/2026

Happy birthday peta Kerin .🩷💐🎂

Don’t forget this sat night .dress up in your weirdest or funniest dress up .DOES NOT MEAN ASIAN DRESS.great food avail ...
12/10/2026

Don’t forget this sat night .dress up in your weirdest or funniest dress up .DOES NOT MEAN ASIAN DRESS.great food avail and good tunes with Anthony hartwell .lets make this bigger than Mexican night .🥃🍺🥃🍺

Sneaky happy birthday to our Peter today .thank you for all you do in the office mate .we love you to bits .🍺🎂
12/10/2026

Sneaky happy birthday to our Peter today .thank you for all you do in the office mate .we love you to bits .🍺🎂

11/10/2026

LOCKYS RUN THIS MORNING AWESOME WORK GUYS .

08/10/2026

A copper pulls over a bloke for speeding.

"Mate, I clocked you doing 130 km/h in an 100 zone."

The driver replies, "Nah, officer, I had the cruise control set on 100. Must be something wrong with your radar gun."

Without looking up from her knitting, the wife says,

"Don't be ridiculous, love. This ute doesn't have cruise control."

The copper starts writing out the ticket.

The bloke glares at his wife and mutters,

"Would you mind keeping your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles and says,

"Well, you should be grateful your radar detector went off when it did, otherwise you'd have been going even faster."

The officer sighs and starts writing a second ticket for the illegal radar detector.

The bloke turns red.

"Seriously, woman, can you just be quiet?"

The officer then notices the driver's seat belt.

"And I see you're not wearing your seat belt either, mate. That's another fine."

The driver quickly replies,

"I had it on, officer. Took it off when you pulled me over so I could get my licence out."

The wife chimes in again.

"Oh, come off it, dear. You never wear your seat belt."

Now the officer starts writing a third ticket.

The bloke snaps,

"WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!"

The officer looks over at the wife and asks,

"Does your husband always talk to you like that, ma'am?"

The wife replies:

"Only when he's had a few beers." 🍺😆

08/10/2026

SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR A THURSDAY NIGHT 🤪
ROAST LAMB & VEG ON SPECIALS BOARD 💥 TAKE AWAY OR DINE IN 😁

Address

24 Bowman Street
Crystal Brook, SA
5523

Opening Hours

Tuesday 2am - 9pm
Wednesday 11am - 9pm
Thursday 11am - 9pm
Friday 11am - 10pm
Saturday 11am - 10pm
Sunday 12pm - 7pm

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