13/03/2026
————Black Dog Ride Update————
The ride is 100% on this Sunday
Back in February me and the missus decided to jump on a plane and go drink some booze in a colder place than a Deepwater winter.
Anyway while we were away, some orange looking dude cracked the sh*ts with these blokes from the oil industry. I mean really spat it. So he dropped a few grenades on them. Naturally, like most blokes they said ‘f**k you’ and threw a bit of ammo back at them.
Anyhow, these cluster f***s HAD some mutual mates nearby and they’re pretty well off and own a few planes. They panicked and said bu**er the both of you, we’re gonna shut out airports until further notice and you can both go jump!
Unbeknown to the orange dude, we were gonna use one of those planes to get home!!
So we’ve been stuck over here in some place called Switzerland. Some bloke was nearly gonna cut my throat whose mates with the oil dudes so I disguised myself and IRan away!
Anyway, we put our covert research gear on and decided to make sure the food and beers over here were safe to drink. Naturally we took this serious!
The short version is I’ve also got some Asian mates from Hong Kong with a plane and they offered to drop us off in Brisbane this Sunday night. So unfortunately I won’t be at the ride.
I’m confident those who turn up will all decide on a fun ride. Enjoy!
Cheers
Stu n Susi