The Stirling Arms

05/09/2026

Need a good laugh? We've got you covered! 😂🍻

Jenny Talia is bringing her hilarious comedy show to The Stirling Arms for one very funny Sunday afternoon!

Stand-up
Songs & musical parodies
Storytelling
Plenty of unapologetic laughs

Sunday 20 September
4:30pm – 6:30pm

Grab your mates, grab a drink and prepare to laugh your Sunday away! 😂

04/09/2026

04/09/2026

PSYCHIC DINNER IS BACK! 🔮✨

Ready for a night of delicious food, mystery & a little glimpse into the future? 👀

Join us for an enchanting evening featuring:

🍽️ 3-course dinner
🔮 Individual psychic readings
✨ Mystical insights & plenty of intrigue!

Sunday 4 October 2026
6:30PM – 9:30PM
The Stirling Arms, Guildford

Gather your friends and come discover what the future has in store… 🔮✨
Book a ticket on our website

03/09/2026

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH GOES TO RYANNA

A huge shoutout to Ry for absolutely smashing it! 🙌🏼 Thank you for all your hard work, good vibes, and everything you do for the team!

We’re SO excited to announce that you’ll be stepping up as Billie’s Manager!

Honestly, we couldn’t think of a better person to kick off this next project with. We’re so lucky to have you on the team and can’t wait to see you smash this next chapter!

03/09/2026

🇩🇪 PROST! BAVARIAN BEERHALL IS COMING TO GUILDFORD! 🍻

Get ready for a night of German food, flowing b**r, live music and plenty of Oktoberfest fun! 🥨🎶

🍺 Steins of Weihenstephaner Festbier
🥨 Delicious Bavarian feast
🎶 Live entertainment
🍻 Long B**r Hall tables & good times

Friday 9 October
7:30PM – 9:30PM
The Stirling Arms
18+ event

Grab your mates, raise your stein and PROST! 🍻🇩🇪

**rhall

02/09/2026

COMEDY IS BACK IN GUILDFORD! 😂

Get ready for a huge night of laughs with the one and only Dave Callan & Friends! 🎤

From Rove Live, Hey Hey It’s Saturday, Spicks and Specks & Good Game, Dave is bringing the laughs alongside Gill Cordiner, Thabo & Ronnie Neville!

Friday 2 October
7PM – 9PM
he Stirling Arms, Guildford

01/09/2026

New signage up and looking awesome!
Who’s looking forward to a coffee with us soon?

31/08/2026

Calling all Dads! This one’s for YOU! 🍺🧦

Celebrate Father’s Day at The Stirling Arms with our $79 Big Daddy Platter — loaded with delicious goodies for the whole family to enjoy! 🍖🍗

And because Dad is the main man… every Dad who books receives FREE fun socks + a can of b**r!

Sunday 6 September
Platters must be pre-ordered

Tag Dad below and make sure he’s spoiled this Father’s Day! ❤️

28/08/2026

When you move the chefs to FOH but they still think they’re running the kitchen 😂

28/08/2026

THE BELLY BURNER HAS ARRIVED! 🍔🔥

The ultimate collab between Swan Valley Football Club x The Stirling Arms Hotel is here!

Packed with pork belly, bacon, slaw, honey sriracha, medley of pickles, jalapeños and aioli… this burger brings the heat! 🌶️

$29 including chips
$5 from every burger sold goes back to Swan Valley Football Club
Available 28th August – 27th September

Come down, support the club and sink your teeth into something seriously delicious! 🍔🙌

Great Burgers. Stronger Together. UP THE VALLEY!

28/08/2026

BAD WORDS – Tori Griffiths | LIVE STAND-UP COMEDY 🔥

After going viral with his “2 Swear Words a Week” series, Tori Griffiths is bringing Bad Words to The Stirling Arms, Guildford — and it’s the parenting comedy you probably shouldn’t repeat in front of the kids! 🤣

Expect brutally honest stories, questionable thoughts and the kind of internal monologue every parent has had… but probably shouldn’t say out loud. 👀

📍 The Stirling Arms, Guildford
🕢 Doors: 7:30pm
🕗 Show: 8:00pm
🔞 18+ | Strong language & adult themes

Come for the laughs… stay because your kids are at home waiting. 😂

🎟️ Book your tickets now — this one is not to be missed!

27/08/2026

This Sunday.....
Country music, great company, and plenty of dancing!

Join us for our monthly Boot Scoot at The Stirling Arms.

🤠 2pm Family-Friendly
🍻 3pm Adults-Only

See you on the dance floor!

26/08/2026

On sale now!!

Perth’s biggest and best QUEEN tribute is heading to Guildford for one night only at the Stirling Arms on Saturday 5th December.

Ticket link on our website.

26/08/2026

THREE LEGENDS. THREE TRIBUTE BANDS. ONE EPIC NIGHT!

Get ready to Rock & Roll all night as three of Perth’s top tribute acts take over The Stirling Arms! 🤘🎸

🕶️ THE DOORS – Break On Thru
⚡ ZZ TOP – ElDiablo
💋 KISS – STRUTT’R

Saturday 3 October
7:30PM – 11PM
The Stirling Arms, Guildford

🎸 Three tribute bands. One massive rock night.

24/08/2026

Our new Merch T-shirts have arrived.
Designed by Lorenzo Di Vizio 🍕
On sale soon… Keep an eye out