The Shortland Hotel

02/09/2026

WHAT. A. NIGHT!!! 🔥🍻

The first of many Shorty’s Uni Nights and you guys absolutely brought it! 🙌

Huge thank you to everyone who came down, got involved and made it such a bloody good night — and of course, to all the collabs who helped make it happen! ❤️

Think you’ve got plans next Tuesday? Cancel them. 😂

We’re doing it all again at Shorty’s Uni Night:
🥃 $6 spirits
🍗 $1 wings
🎧 DJ Sully back on the decks

Same place. Bigger night. See you Tuesday! 👀🔥

02/09/2026

🥩 FEED THE FAMILY FOR $99 THIS FATHER’S DAY! 🍻

Forget the socks — give Dad a proper feed. 👏

This Sunday, we’re loading up the table with our $99 Father’s Day Meat Feast, made to share:
400g Rib Eye
300g Ribs
250g BBQ Chicken
Kransky
6 x Wings
Chips & Salad

PLUS every Dad joining us gets a FREE Father’s Day gift and 1 FREE ticket into our Dad’s Day Raffle, drawn at 2PM! 🎁

Get the family together, grab Dad a cold one and leave the cooking to us.

📅 THIS SUNDAY – 6 SEPTEMBER
📍 Shorty Hotel
🍽️ $99 | Feed the family

Bookings recommended — book your table online now.

01/09/2026

🎓 SHORTY UNI NIGHTS START TONIGHT!

Tuesdays just got a whole lot better at Shorty.

🍗 $1 WINGS
🥃 $6 SPIRITS from 7:30PM
🎧 DJ SULLY from 8PM

And we're kicking things off with a $200 BAR TAB up for grabs. 💸
Get your uni crew together because the college that brings the most students tonight wins the $200 TAB! We'll be keeping count and announcing the winning college at 9PM.

Tag the group chat. Rally the college. Get to Shorty.

UNI NIGHT. EVERY TUESDAY.
See you tonight

24/08/2026

20/08/2026

🏇🥂 THE GROUP CHAT HAS OFFICIALLY LEFT THE CHAT.

This is what Melbourne Cup Day should look like — the crew together, drinks flowing, racing on the big screens and at least 47 photos before anyone backs a winner. 😂📸

Join us at Shorty this Melbourne Cup Day — Tuesday 3rd November from 12pm.

🍴 $65pp Canapés Package
🥂 Add 3 hours of selected house drinks for $55pp
🔥 EARLY BIRD: BOTH FOR $95PP when booked before 19 October
🏇 Sweeps, prizes & all the Cup Day action

Round up the girls, the work crew or the whole group chat and make an afternoon of it.

Book online now — because Cup Day is always better with a table full of mates. 🐎🥂
https://www.shortlandhotel.com.au/events/melbourne-cup-shorty

18/08/2026

🃏 UNO PLUS NIGHT IS BACK!

Think you’ve got what it takes to survive the chaos? 👀

UNO Plus is back at Shorty with fast hands, bonus rules, surprise twists and friendships potentially ending over a Draw Four. 😂

📅 Tuesday 26th May
⏰ From 7pm
💰 $200 in cash prizes to be won!
🥃 $6 Spirits | 6pm–9pm
🍗 $15 Schnitzels
🥩 $18 Steaks

Grab your mates, lock in your spot and get ready to battle it out at the tables.

Just remember… it’s all fun and games until someone “forgets” to call UNO. 👀🃏

17/08/2026

🏇 MELBOURNE CUP DAY AT SHORTY! 🥂

The jockey silks are ready… and apparently so are the staff 😂

Join us Tuesday 3rd November from 12pm for a massive Melbourne Cup arvo at Shorty!

🏆 $65pp Canapés Package
🍾 Add a 3-hour drinks package for $55pp
🐎 Sweeps, prizes & all the action LIVE
💰 TAB facilities on site
🎉 Plus plenty of questionable expert racing tips from the locals

EARLY BIRD: Get your Canapés + 3hr Drinks Package for just $95pp when you book before 19 October.

Round up the crew, back a winner and spend Cup Day at your local. 🍻

Bookings essential — Click the link below to book
https://www.shortlandhotel.com.au/events/melbourne-cup-shorty

Selected house beverages apply to drinks package. T&Cs apply.

17/08/2026

NEWCASTLE UNI STUDENTS… we’ve fixed Tuesdays. 🖤

SHORTY UNI NIGHTS launches Tuesday 1st September 👀

🍗 $1 WINGS FROM 7PM
🥃 $6 SPIRITS FROM 7:30PM
🎧 Sully FROM 8PM

Because apparently surviving uni deserves some sort of reward.

Round up the group chat, ignore your Wednesday responsibilities for a minute and get down to Shorty.

📍Just down the road from Newcastle Uni.

Every Tuesday. Every week.

Tag the mate who’s too poor to pay full price👇

16/08/2026

Game Day Guinness
Watch the footy, enjoy your favourite beer & enjoy your Sunday.
Knights play at 2pm today.
House Beer Happy Hour during the game 🍻

14/08/2026

$14 Happy Hour Cocktails is a must on Friday & Saturdays. Join us every weekend from 6pm -9pm and treat yourself.