03/09/2026
THE SHOWER DRAIN INCIDENT 🐍😂
Yesterday, I had a shower and wondered why the shower grate (drain cover) was loose. I put it back and thought nothing more of it.
Then Sally came along and asked me if I might have farted in the shower, had a “follow-through,” and left it there. 🤣😂
I couldn’t stop laughing and said, “NO WAY!” Sally described exactly what it looked like, and I said, “That HAS to be snake poo or goanna poo!”
Before we went to bed, I told Sally about the loose shower grate and that I had put it back.
OH MY GOD!!! 😱😂
The screams could probably have woken up the whole town!
“How can the snake get out if you closed the way in?”
For the next two hours, we walked around with a torch, looking under everything and checking every possible gap around the house. Finally, Sally gave the all-clear… but that wasn’t the end of it!
We barricaded the bedroom door with towels and set up a camera so we could see if any unwanted visitors decided to join us during the night. 😂😂😂
The next morning, Dr Google and some local experts reaffirmed Sally’s theory:
It was a SNAKE! 🐍
I went for my run, and when I came home…
SALLY: “SNAKE! 🐍 SNAKE! 🐍 SNAKE!”
Now, what does a man do in this situation?
He becomes a snake catcher—against every rule and regulation in Australia! 😂😂😂
But Sally wanted it gone, so suddenly all the rules went out the window, and I went into action. 💪🐍😂
Let’s just say… retirement clearly isn’t for me. One minute I’m going for a run; the next, I’m Steve Irwin! 😂😂😂🐍
No animals or humans were hurt during this episode. The snake now lives in a beautiful area—a proper “snake paradise.” 🐍
