30/06/2026
Local girl survives 10 years in the joinery industry.
Against all odds, Charlene has officially reached her 10-year anniversary at Kitchens by Resident Hero.
Known for handling:
• The money
• The quotes
• The sales
• The payroll
• The complaints
• The staff dramas
• The boss and his wonderful Builders ( you know who you are )
Often all before 10am.
Sources confirm she has attended more “essential appointments” than anyone else in company history and routinely returns with fresh nails, fresh brows and absolutely no regrets.
With Mark currently overseas in Switzerland, management has advised there is a strong possibility no actual work will be completed this week.
After serving a full decade, Charlene was hoping for parole …. But no
Send help. Or ch*****ne. 🥂