06/18/2026
My OG paint pants have expired! They’re threadbare, I sat in sap, I washed them too often, and as soon as I patch them, they just give up in a new tear.
So, they are up for auction! The guys keep telling me these pants would sell for a solid $1k in the big city! Do you know what I could do with that much $$$$? Well, my replacement pair of pants cost me $7 at the thrift so that is over 140 pairs of paint pants!!!! That is a whole lifetime of paint pants!
Can somebody tag Trevor so that he knows he needs to bid on these?