The Vagabond at Sherkston Shores

The Vagabond at Sherkston Shores Family Vacation Rental @ Sherkston Shores
Port Colborne Licence # 2026-STR-113
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🚨 MISSING PERSON REPORT 🚨We are currently searching for a group known as the June Vacationers.Last seen saying:“We shoul...
05/31/2026

🚨 MISSING PERSON REPORT 🚨

We are currently searching for a group known as the June Vacationers.

Last seen saying:
“We should probably book something.”

Witnesses report they have spent the past several weeks:
• Comparing destinations
• Sending links back and forth
• Opening vacation tabs they never finish
• Telling themselves they’ll book it tomorrow

Authorities believe time is running out.

If you know the whereabouts of any June Vacationers, please direct them immediately to The Vagabond before availability disappears.

🚨 CURRENTLY AVAILABLE 🚨

☀️ June 5 - 7
☀️ June 8 - 12
☀️ June 12 - 15

Don’t become another unsolved summer case.

Licence #: LIC-2026-0145

🚨 Public Service Announcement for Parents Everywhere 🚨If your kids are “still in school” but somehow also watching movie...
05/20/2026

🚨 Public Service Announcement for Parents Everywhere 🚨

If your kids are “still in school” but somehow also watching movies, doing spirit days, and bringing home zero actual homework… this one’s for you. 😏

Skip the peak summer chaos and sneak in a June getaway before the beaches get packed, the golf carts become bumper cars, and someone cries over mini donuts.

Kickstart summer early at The Vagabond 🌊☀️🔥

A few June mini weeks are still up for grabs:

🌊 June 5–8
☀️ June 8–12
🔥 June 12–15

$900 ALL IN.

No resort fees.
No cleaning fees.
No annoying checkout surprises ruining the mood before the trip even starts. 🙃

Just beach days, sunsets, golf cart cruises, campfire nights, and that “why don’t we do this more often?” feeling.

Trust us… June at Sherkston might be the best kept secret of summer. 👀

Port Colborne licence #2026-STR-113






🚨 LONG WEEKEND ALERT 🚨 - SOLD ✅Plot twist: we had a last minute cancellation… which means someone just got VERY lucky. 👀...
05/11/2026

🚨 LONG WEEKEND ALERT 🚨 - SOLD ✅

Plot twist: we had a last minute cancellation… which means someone just got VERY lucky. 👀

The Vagabond has Victoria Day weekend availability at Sherkston Shores and honestly? The weather is showing off.

☀️ Sunny skies
☀️ Great temperatures
☀️ NO rain in the forecast
(aggressively knocking on wood)

FRIDAY TO MONDAY
$500 ALL IN.

That means:

✔️ NO taxes
✔️ NO resort fees
✔️ NO cleaning fees
✔️ NO surprise checkout nonsense
✔️ NO “wait… how much do we each owe?” group chat math

Just beach days, golf cart cruising, campfire nights, and pretending Monday doesn’t exist.

This one wasn’t supposed to be available… so if you’ve been waiting for a sign to book the long weekend getaway, this is it. 😎

Don’t miss out. The FOMO will be aggressive on this one.

Port Colborne Licence #2026-STR-113

May sold out in less than 24 hours. 🤯🔥(Still not over that. Honestly… wow! 😅)Some of you watched it happen like:“we shou...
05/02/2026

May sold out in less than 24 hours. 🤯🔥

(Still not over that. Honestly… wow! 😅)

Some of you watched it happen like:
“we should probably book something…” 👀
…and then didn’t.

Respectfully — don’t do that again. 😉

JUNE DROP IS LIVE: ☀️👇

June 1–5
June 5–8
June 8–12
June 12–15

That’s it. That’s the list.

Mini-weeks — $900 ALL-IN 💸

NO taxes 🚫
NO resort fees 🚫
NO cleaning fees 🚫
NO mental gymnastics trying to split it 6 ways 🧠❌

Same Vagabond. ✨
Same ridiculous sunsets. 🌅
Same place that suddenly costs $1,900 in July. 😏

The only difference?

You’re either early… 🏃‍♀️
or you’re explaining to your friends why you missed it again. 🙃

Once these are gone:
→ prices go up 📈
→ options go down 📉
→ or both (usually both) 😅

Someone’s already typing “I’ll book it.” ⌨️
Don’t let them win summer. 😎🔥








🚨 BREAKING: Experts are forecasting an outrageous amount of FOMO this summer… starting this weekend.The Vagabond is offi...
04/30/2026

🚨 BREAKING: Experts are forecasting an outrageous amount of FOMO this summer… starting this weekend.

The Vagabond is officially open at Sherkston Shores for the 2026 season. ☀️

While some people are still “thinking about summer plans” (adorable)…

Peak dates are disappearing before the season has even started.

And we’re opening the doors with a little spring chaos:

🌼 ENTIRE MONTH OF MAY — $500/WEEK ALL-IN

NO taxes.

NO resort fees.

NO cleaning fees.

NO regrets.

For less than:

• one overhyped concert ticket

• two “quick” Costco runs

• one emotionally reckless patio weekend

You could have:

✨ Main character sunsets

🔥 Campfire therapy

🌊 Lake air that fixes your attitude

🚗 Golf cart prestige

🩴 Complimentary sand in suspicious locations

☀️ The kind of summer people talk about all year

And yes…

Peak summer still has a few gem dates left —

but they won’t sit around while your group chat “circles back.”

📣 IT’S TIME TO CLAIM YOUR SUMMER.

Grab a May week.

Steal a remaining summer gem.

DM us before the calendar turns into a crime documentary.

Because this summer…

you can either be at The Vagabond —

or hear about The Vagabond while you’re stuck mowing the lawn.

One sounds legendary.

One sounds exhausting.

Book it.


Happy St. Paddy’s Day from The Vagabond 🍀We are not open in March… but we are officially counting down to beach season —...
03/17/2026

Happy St. Paddy’s Day from The Vagabond 🍀

We are not open in March… but we are officially counting down to beach season — and that deserves a toast.

Celebrate at the pub today — and lock in your beach escape for later:

• Beach beers instead of bar beers 🍻
• Shamrock sunsets over the lake 🌅
• Golf cart “pub crawls” all summer long 🛺
• Firepit stories that get better every round 🔥
• Questionable Irish accents after drink #3 🇮🇪😏

No lines.
No cover charges.
No guy named Steve spilling Guinness on you.

Just your crew, a cooler full of green cans, and a beach that doesn’t judge your dancing — starting in May.

Book your warm weather escape now. Bring the luck. Leave with the stories.
Because nothing says celebration season like sand in your shamrocks.

Open May through October
Port Colborne Licence # 26-STR-113
📍 Sherkston Shores
🍀 Summer and fall dates filling fast

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Family Day is almost here — and it’s your official excuse to hit pause and say yes to together time.No rushing. No packe...
02/16/2026

Family Day is almost here — and it’s your official excuse to hit pause and say yes to together time.

No rushing. No packed schedules. Just fresh air, sandy feet, and a full crew making memories the fun way. 🏖️

Because when you ask kids what they remember most, it’s never the stuff.

It’s the moments like:

• Running barefoot in the sand to the lake 🏃‍♂️
• Cannonballs that soaked everyone 💦
• Sunset golf cart rides with the whole crew 🛺🌅
• Sticky s’more fingers by the fire 🔥
• Falling asleep exhausted, sun kissed, happy 😴

That’s the good stuff.
That’s the “they’ll talk about it for years” stuff.

The Vagabond was built for family memory making:

• Short golf cart ride to the beach and lake = zero “are we there yet?” 🏖️
• Room for the whole crew 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
• Firepit nights and deck hangouts 🔥
• Bikes, mini golf, ice cream runs 🚲🍦
• Space to unplug and actually connect ❤️

Family Day is your reminder:

Book the trip. Take the week. Make the memories while they still think hanging out with you is the best plan ever. 😉

Because the best family gifts don’t fit in a box.

📍 Sherkston Shores
💌 Spring and Summer weeks now open

Roses are red.Violets are blue.Forget the usual gifts…Book a beach week for two. 🌹😏This Valentine’s Day, skip the predic...
02/12/2026

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Forget the usual gifts…
Book a beach week for two. 🌹😏

This Valentine’s Day, skip the predictable.
No mugs. No gadgets. No last minute checkout line panic.

Give your favourite human what they actually want
• Toes in the sand instead of a packed schedule 🏖️
• Sunset golf cart cruises with their favourite copilot 🌅
• Nights by the fire solving the world’s problems 🔥
• Cold drinks. Warm breeze. Zero responsibilities 🍹
• The two of you unplugged, unhurried, unavailable ❤️

It is not just a gift.
It is a memory move.
A “remember that beach week?” move.
A best decision we made all year move.

The Vagabond 130 is not flowers that fade in four days.
It is sandy floors and salty air.
Unexpected laughs.
Stories you will still be telling next winter.

Book the week. Steal each other away. Take the credit forever.

📍 Sherkston Shores
💌 Summer weeks now booking

To everyone who survived Super Bowl weekend with a very invested viewer in your living room…We see you.We appreciate you...
02/08/2026

To everyone who survived Super Bowl weekend with a very invested viewer in your living room…

We see you.
We appreciate you.
We know what you endured. 🫡🏈

You handled all of this:
• Impassioned commentary from someone who knows the rules now 📣
• “Wait wait this commercial cost how much?!” reactions 💰
• Living room pacing like you’re drafting the next play 🚶
• The sacred “please don’t talk right now” rule 🤫
• Snack logistics that magically didn’t involve you stocking the platter 🧀🍗

So consider this your official Thank You Escape Post 💌

Because behind every big-moment watch party there’s someone who deserves some waves and warm sand.

At The Vagabond you’ll trade:
• Screen cheers for ocean breezes 🌊
• Wing baskets for wine glasses 🍷
• Replay debates for sunset views 🌅

Here’s what you’ll find at The Vagabond:
• Toes in sand > feet still on the coffee table 🏖️
• Firepit nights with zero strategic timeouts 🔥
• Golf cart sunset cruises with absolutely no referees 🛺
• Calm. Quiet. And people who are, frankly, chill 😌

Think of it as post-game rejuvenation for all of you.
Book a week. Say it’s a gift. Enjoy it like the much-needed one it is 😉

📍 Sherkston Shores
💌 Summer weeks now booking

🌞 We’re Back. You’re Welcome. 🌞The Vagabond at Sherkston Shores is officially open for Summer 2026 bookings—go ahead and...
01/26/2026

🌞 We’re Back. You’re Welcome. 🌞
The Vagabond at Sherkston Shores is officially open for Summer 2026 bookings—go ahead and lock in your sunshine now, because flip-flops, late nights, and sand in weird places wait for no one.

To the families who stayed with us last season: thank you. You made memories, tracked sand into places we’re still finding it, and helped us do something a little wild… we sold out last summer. We can’t wait to welcome you back.

To the new families joining us this year: welcome. Sun-soaked days, late nights, kids laughing, and that quiet moment when the adults realize… yeah, I needed this.
This is Vagabond season.

And sure—it might be -25°C outside, but nothing hits harder than July regret. Watching beach sunsets on someone else’s feed. Saying “next year” while wearing socks indoors.

👉 Book now. We sold out last summer—and regret is a terrible souvenir.

www.thevagabond130.com

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