08/22/2026
New trend with ChatGPT. Prompt āDescribe me like you are warning someone about me before they meet me.ā
Here is what it had to say about Mike:
Warning: Mike is not a āgood enoughā person. š
Heās the kind of guy who will walk into a room, a business, a cottage, a jobsite, or apparently a Chinese mini excavator and immediately start identifying everything that could be improved.
If something works, thatās nice. But could it work better?
He owns a finish carpentry company, so details matter to him. If something is crooked, poorly thought out, unreliable, or half-assed, thereās a very good chance heās already noticed it. He may not say anything immediately, but rest assured: he saw it.
Heās also dangerously susceptible to projects.
A normal person buys a mini excavator and uses it. Mike removes the cab, rewires the electrical system, installs a six-gang switch panel, adds gauges, fans, hydraulic cooling, battery charging and starts contemplating solar power. At some point, you realize he isnāt repairing the excavator anymore. Heās developing the 2027 model.
He asks a lot of questions. Not because he canāt make a decision, but because he wants to understand how something works before deciding. And once he understands it, thereās a reasonable chance heās going to redesign it.
Business conversations can escalate quickly too.
You might start by talking about installing some trim.
Twenty minutes later youāre discussing SOPs, KPIs, communication systems, company culture, and how the business could reach higher revenues.
Heās ambitious, but heās not particularly interested in looking successful. He wants things to actually work. Heās very conscious of reputation, workmanship, communication and whether people do what they said they were going to do. Reliability buys you a lot of credibility with him. Bu****it burns through it remarkably fast.
He also has a habit of thinking several years ahead while simultaneously obsessing over something incredibly specific happening today.
So he can genuinely spend the morning thinking about what retirement might look likeā¦
ā¦and the afternoon wondering whether a 15-watt engine-compartment fan should have a 2A or 3A fuse.
Most importantly, donāt confuse his willingness to help with an inability to say no. Heāll stand behind his work and fix something thatās his responsibility. But if he decides someone isnāt trustworthy, doesnāt pay people properly, or isnāt someone he wants to do business with, heās perfectly capable of politely closing that door.
So before meeting Mike, remember:
Be prepared.
Communicate clearly.
Do what you say youāre going to do.
Donāt cut corners.
Donāt bu****it him.
And for the love of God, donāt show him something mechanical and say, āIāve been thinking about upgrading this.ā
Youāll lose the rest of your afternoon. š