09/01/2026
Good Tuesday morning everyone! As geographical names are having a moment, we thought to have a chat about that!
The Gulf of Mexico has been called the “Gulf of America” by the U.S. government, Lake Ontario is being referred to as “Lake America” in the U.S., and for years there have been attempts to replace the Persian Gulf with the “Arabian Gulf.”
For Iranians, that last one is especially personal. The Persian Gulf is a name with centuries of historical and geographical usage, and attempts to erase or replace it can feel like an attempt to rewrite history. Even seeing different names appear on maps and digital platforms has caused plenty of outrage among Iranians around the world and now it's Canada's turn!
These names are hydronyms—names for bodies of water—and they carry history, geography and cultural memory.
I think we're witnessing another "Art of Distraction" I've seen many of those in the Islamic Republic! You can issue an executive order, you create an outrage, your base may feel good and powerful but the name change doesn't help any real issues! And good luck convincing the fish.
And maybe, while we're all busy arguing about what to call a lake, a gulf or an ocean… we should also ask:
What are we NOT talking about?
P.S. The fish still haven't been informed of the name change, they probably don't care about any executive order and carry on with their lives!