29/05/2026
Summer has arrived, and with it one of the hottest Mays any of us can remember. The thermometer is expected to flirt shamelessly with 35 degrees again today, which has a remarkable effect on human ambition: suddenly every plan for the day involves the pool.
The water remains refreshingly cool, which feels less like a luxury and more like a public service.
Of course, these glorious hot days come with obligations. First, every window in the house must be opened to invite in the morning coolness before the sun remembers its true intentions. Then come the plants around the house, all requiring generous watering and behaving as though this arrangement was entirely my idea.
I like to reward these efforts with an iced latte on the terrace, during that brief and civilised hour when the morning sun still warms rather than interrogates.
After that, the defensive measures begin: windows shut, shutters closed, the house sealed like a slightly dramatic medieval fortress.
It is wise to complete any outdoor tasks early, before retreating beneath the pool umbrella with a cold drink and watching one’s noble paleness slowly surrender to the sort of Mediterranean colour normally reserved for people who actually work outdoors.
What are you up to today?