22/07/2026
We are not crying, you are crying. Actually, no, we are definitely crying. Today we say a devastating goodbye to Abbie our cherished work daughter. To say we are bereft is an understatement. Honestly, we consider this a personal betrayal. Who allowed you to leave us? Who approved this career move? We want names. Abs work is going to be incredibly boring without you. Thank you for the laughs, for actually doing your job, and for keeping the rest of us sane. We love you, we miss you, and we are already planning how to guilt-trip you into coming back. Goodbye and good luck & don’t be a stranger. 😭😭😭😭