29/05/2026
🚜💩 BREAKING NEWS from Rydal: one local farmer has invented the most effective parking enforcement system known to mankind, and it's 100% organic.
Picture the scene. Around 20 cars rock up, completely ignore the "Private Land" signs, and even shift his boulders out of the way to squeeze in. Bold stuff. Sadly, also very wrong.
The farmer's response? A generous, free-of-charge coating of premium cow slurry across the lot. The cows were reportedly delighted to help. Then came the plot twist, because the offenders apparently got hit with PCNs while sitting at the local car wash trying to scrub off their fresh layer of fertiliser.
Here's the serious bit though. Inconsiderate parking genuinely ruins it for everyone. The visitors who happily pay, walk a little further, or actually read the signs are the ones who keep Cumbria welcoming for all of us. A few bad parkers spoil it for the many.
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So let's settle this once and for all. 👇 VOTE BELOW:
🚜 Like = The farmer is a legend, justice served
💩 Love = Brilliant, but maybe a touch much
😡 Angry = The drivers deserved every drop
😂 Haha = I'm just here for the car wash bill plot twist
Drop your verdict in the comments, and tag the worst parker you know. We've all got one. 👀