21/04/2026
So.....about that Free Wine thing.
We checked with our Accountant, and it was a firm No.
So we checked with Legal, who said various things (most of which bored us to death, but we suspect they were also saying no).
As we haven't had the answers that we wanted, we're just going to do it anyway.
Every table booked in our restaurant for evening service from Friday 1 May 2026 to Bank Holiday Monday 4 May 2026 will get Free Wine.
Usual terms and conditions apply, including (1) our right to not let you take the p**s, (2) Minimum of two courses per person, and (3) we can stop giving away free stuff if/when we run out.
But seriously, a free glass of house Red, White or Rose each for tables of 1 or 2.
Tables of 3 or more get a free bottle for the table (if there's 8 of you, we'll supply sharing straws). Oh, and before you moan, our House Wines are actually bloody lovely.
So there you have it. Our way of welcoming you back with open arms, whilst simultaneously annoying our accountants & lawyers (which is a bonus, if you ask us).
Reservations must be made in advance via our website. Extra points (and possibly shots) for funny/controversial/"you can't say that" comments that you make during the booking process 😉☺️ (but minus points for vegetablists!).
Time to book it.