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Trades Private Hotel Welcome to Trades Hotel Blackpool! 🏳️‍🌈 Dive into Blackpool's gay scene at one of its longest-established hotels.

With a 60-bedroom hotel and bar, enjoy our three bar lounges and grab a drink. Our bar areas are open and room rates include a breakfast.

14/10/2026

🤣🚨 WACKY WEDNESDAY AT TRADES HOTEL AND BAR! 🚨🤣

🍻 THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHIL! 🕵️‍♂️😂

Well, well, well… Phil is NOT behind the bar today! 😱🍺 Whatever are we going to do?!

Apparently, Phil has a serious problem… HE DOESN’T LIKE THE MOP! 🧹🤣

Mention the word mop and he's off quicker than a customer who's just been asked to buy a round! 🏃‍♂️💨😂

Show him a mop and he disappears.
Show him a bucket and he's suddenly got somewhere else to be.
Ask him to do a bit of cleaning and he'll be checking his diary for the next six months! 📅🤣🪣

We're beginning to think Phil's been traumatised by a mop in a previous life! 😂😂

So, who's behind the bar today? 🤔🍻

Your guess is as good as ours! At Trades, it's a case of WHOEVER TURNS UP, TURNS UP! 🤣🍺 No auditions, no interviews, just fingers crossed they know how to pull a pint! 🍻😂

💅✨ JUST DO YOU, BOO! ✨💅

🔥💃 NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT SUNDAY! 💃🔥

We've got a ST****ER ON SUNDAY! 😱🤣

Yes, that's right! Put the kettle down, cancel your boring plans and get ready for a Sunday that's going to be a little different! 😂💃

🙏 Sunday service? Forget the usual routine… this one might require a confession on Monday! 😇🤣

🍻 Drinks flowing
🎱 Pool table ready for action
☕ Rijo coffees and luxury hot chocolate for those keeping things sensible
🌚 Two mysterious rooms with mood lighting and plenty of mystery!

And don't worry… if Phil does eventually return, we'll keep the mop well out of sight! 🧹🙈😂

📍 TRADES HOTEL AND BAR — you never know who's behind the bar, you never know what's around the corner, but you can guarantee there's never a dull moment! 🍻🤣

👇 TAG YOUR MATES, SPREAD THE WORD, AND WE'LL SEE YOU AT TRADES! 👇😂🍺

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🍻🤣 TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY! 🤣🍻📣 BREAKING NEWS FROM TRADES HOTEL AND BAR! 📣🚨 PHIL IS BACK BEHIND THE BAR! 🚨Hide the b**r,...
13/10/2026

🍻🤣 TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY! 🤣🍻

📣 BREAKING NEWS FROM TRADES HOTEL AND BAR! 📣

🚨 PHIL IS BACK BEHIND THE BAR! 🚨

Hide the b**r, polish the glasses and alert the regulars… the man, the myth, the slightly rusty legend has returned! 😂🍺

After his little break, Phil has decided to grace us with his presence again! Whether he remembers how to pull a pint remains to be seen! 🤔🤣 If your drink takes a little longer today, he's probably trying to remember which tap does what! 🍻😂

But don't panic, folks… WE'VE GOT PLENTY GOING ON! 👇

🍺 Drinks galore – something to wet your whistle! 🍻

☕ Rijo coffees and luxury hot chocolate – because not everyone runs on b**r and bad decisions! 😂☕

🎱 Pool table ready! Come and pot a few balls… and remember, it's never your fault when you miss! It's ALWAYS the table! 🤣🎱

😉 Two mysterious rooms – mood lighting, a little mystery and absolutely no need to tell us what goes on in there! 🙈😂

🎅🎄 NOW THEN… LET'S TALK CHRISTMAS DINNER! 🎄🎅

🍽️ Fancy a delicious Christmas Day dinner for just £45 per person? 🦃🥔

Let us do the cooking while you put your feet up! No mountains of washing up, no family arguments over the sprouts, and no pretending you like Auntie's questionable gravy! 🤣😂

🎁 Get your Christmas plans sorted early and book your festive feast with us!

⏰ OPEN FROM 12PM UNTIL 4AM! 🌙🍻

So pop down, grab a drink, challenge someone to pool and come and inspect Phil's return to professional barman status! 😂🏆

📍 TRADES HOTEL AND BAR 🍻

Where the drinks are cold, the banter is questionable, the rooms are mysterious… and Phil's back on the taps! 🤣🍺

👇 COME ON DOWN — PHIL NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT! 😂😂

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🎉🍻 SUNDAY FUNDAY AT TRADES HOTEL AND BAR! 🍻🎉Well, well, well… Sunday has rolled around again! 😎 Whether you’re recoverin...
11/10/2026

🎉🍻 SUNDAY FUNDAY AT TRADES HOTEL AND BAR! 🍻🎉

Well, well, well… Sunday has rolled around again! 😎 Whether you’re recovering from Saturday or just looking for somewhere to cause a little harmless mischief, we’ve got you covered! 😂

🍺 Drinks flowing – something to wet the whistle!
🎱 Pool table ready – remember, it’s a pool cue, not a magic wand! 😂
☕ Rijo coffees & luxury hot chocolate – for those who like their refreshments a little more civilised!
😉 2 mysterious rooms – nicely dimmed and full of possibilities… we’ll leave that to your imagination! 🤭

🎄🍽️ AND DON'T FORGET CHRISTMAS DAY DINNER! 🍽️🎄

Fancy letting someone else do the cooking, serving and washing up this Christmas? For just £45 per person, you can enjoy Christmas dinner with us! 🎅🎁

Because the only thing you should be wrestling with on Christmas Day is the last roast potato! 🥔😂

📍 Trades Hotel and Bar
🕛 Open from 12pm
🌙 Here until 4am!

Come on down, bring your Sunday spirit, and let’s make it a Sunday worth remembering! 🍻🤣

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Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat
10/10/2026

Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat

10/10/2026

🎉🍻 IT’S SATURDAY HERE AT TRADES HOTEL AND BAR! 🍻🎉

😈 DO WHAT YA WANT… WITHIN THE RULE BOOK! 📖😂

We’re not here to judge… we’re here to pour the drinks! 🍺🤣 Behave yourselves, misbehave yourselves, just keep one eye on the rule book and the other on your drink! 👀🍻

🎱 POOL TABLE READY – pot the balls, not your reputation! 😂

☕ Rijo coffees & luxury hot chocolate for those who fancy something a little less naughty! ☕🍫

🚪 2 mysterious rooms with mood lighting and plenty of room for your imagination! 😉🖤

🍺 Drinks flowing, banter guaranteed, and who knows what the staff will get up to today! 🤔🤣

⏰ OPEN UNTIL 4AM! 🌙

📍 Get yourself down to Trades Hotel and Bar – Saturday’s here, the drinks are chilled, and the rule book is… well, available on request! 🤣📖🍻

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🎄✨ CHRISTMAS AT TRADES HOTEL & ANTINOUS 2026 ✨🎄Christmas is coming… and this year we’re doing it properly! 🥂🎅Join us for...
08/10/2026

🎄✨ CHRISTMAS AT TRADES HOTEL & ANTINOUS 2026 ✨🎄

Christmas is coming… and this year we’re doing it properly! 🥂🎅

Join us for a fabulous festive celebration with great food, great company and all the Christmas atmosphere you’d expect from Trades Hotel & Antinous. ❤️💚

🍾 Prosecco Continental Breakfast
🍽️ Three-Course Christmas Dinner
🎁 Boxing Day Buffet

And our Christmas Dinner menu is looking rather special…

Choose from festive favourites including Chicken Liver Pâté, Classic Prawn Cocktail and Winter Vegetable & Tomato Soup, followed by our Christmas Roast Your Way — Turkey, Gammon, Roast Beef… or have all three! 😋

We’ve also got Oven-Baked Salmon and Wild Mushroom & Parmesan Risotto, before finishing with Christmas Pudding, Key Lime Cheesecake or a good old-fashioned Jelly & Ice Cream. 🍰🍨

🎄 Three-Course Christmas Dinner — £45 per person 🎄

Christmas at Trades & Antinous is always popular, so ADVANCE BOOKING WILL BE ESSENTIAL. We strongly recommend booking early rather than leaving it until December and risking disappointment.

Gather your friends, get your Christmas plans sorted and come spend the festive season with us. 🥂✨

🎅🎄 Good food. Good company. Plenty of Christmas cheer. 🎄🎅

TRADES HOTEL & ANTINOUS — CHRISTMAS 2026

📩 Message us to enquire about availability and bookings.

🎄✨🥂🎁🎅❤️💚🎅🎁🥂✨🎄

08/10/2026

🤣🍻 THURSDAY… THE OFFICIAL “I HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE WHAT I’M DOING TODAY” DAY! 🤔😂

Well, stop wandering around the house looking for something to do, annoying the family, or talking to the fridge… WE’VE GOT THE ANSWER! 🤣👇

🏨 TRADES HOTEL AND BAR IS OPEN! 🍺🎉

🎱 POOL TABLE READY!
Time to show off your pool skills… or spend the evening blaming the table, the cue, the lighting, and that dodgy shot you definitely meant to play! 😂🎱

☕ RIJO COFFEE & LUXURY HOT CHOCOLATE! 🍫
For those who need a caffeine boost or just want to look sophisticated while plotting their next pool defeat! ☕😜

🌚 2 MYSTERIOUS ROOMS! 😉🤫
Two rooms, mood lighting and enough mystery to make an episode of Inspector Morse! 🕵️‍♂️😂 What happens in the mysterious rooms… well, we're not writing the script! 🤣🙈

🍻 DRINKS, LAUGHS AND THE USUAL TRADES SHENANIGANS!
You know the drill by now… if you don't, where have you been hiding? 😂🍺

⏰ OPEN FROM 12PM RIGHT THROUGH UNTIL 4AM! 🌙
That's 16 hours to get your Thursday sorted! There's no excuse for sitting at home arguing with the television! 📺🤣

So grab your mates, bring your best pool game (or at least a convincing excuse), and get yourselves down to TRADES HOTEL AND BAR! 🍻🎱😎

👇 THURSDAY'S QUESTION: What else were you going to do… the washing? Behave yourself! Nobody enjoys Thursday THAT much! 🤣🧺😂

🍺 TRADES HOTEL AND BAR — YOU BRING THE MADNESS, WE'LL PROVIDE THE DRINKS! 🎉🍻

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07/10/2026

🤪🎉 IT’S WACKY WEDNESDAY HERE AT TRADES HOTEL & BAR! 🎉🤪

You provide the WACKYNESS 🤪…
We’ll provide the WEDNESDAY! 😂🍻

And while we’re at it, we’ll throw in… 👇

🍺 Drinks flowing
🎱 Pool table ready for action
☕ A fine variety of Rijo coffees
🍫 Luxury hot chocolate
🚪 2 rooms for a little adventure 😏😉

No gimmicks, no nonsense, no fancy tricks… just Trades doing what Trades does best! 😂

🕛 OPEN FROM 12PM
🌙 RIGHT THROUGH UNTIL 4AM! 🌙

So whether you’re wonderfully wacky, mildly bonkers or just pretending to be normal… get yourself down to Trades! 🤪🍻😂

06/10/2026

🌧️ OOOOOPS… sorry for the delay! 😂 We’ve been dancing in the rain and things got a little bit soggy! 💃🕺🌧️🤣

Anyway… back to business! 😎🍻

It’s a WET Tuesday here at Trades Hotel & Bar 🌧️🏨🍺 and the weather might be miserable, but the drinks are still flowing! 🍻🥂🥤

☕ Fine selection of Rijo coffees & luxury hot chocolate 🔥
🎱 Pool table ready for action — standard rules apply… although nobody seems to know what they are! 😂🎱
🌑 2 mysterious rooms with some rather nice mood lighting… 👀😉✨
🍺 Plenty of refreshments to keep you going!

So grab your coat, dodge the puddles and get yourself down to Trades! ☔🏃‍♂️💨

Come for the drinks… stay because you’ve forgotten your umbrella! 😂☂️

⏰ OPEN UNTIL 4AM! 🌙🔥

🌧️🍻🎱☕🌑😂🍻

04/10/2026

🙏⛪ SUNDAY SERVICE IS NOW IN SESSION! ⛪🙏

It’s Sunday here at Trades Hotel and Bar… and we’re ready to welcome the congregation! 😂🍻

🎱 POOL TABLE: Ready for action — whether you’re a pool shark or someone who just enjoys hitting the balls and hoping for the best! 🤣🎱

🍺 DRINKS: Cold, refreshing and waiting patiently for you! 🍻🥂🥃

🌑 THE DARK ROOMS: Two large, dimly lit mystery rooms are waiting for you to go exploring… 👀🌑😂
What happens in the dark rooms stays in the dark rooms… probably! 🤫🤣

🙏 So come and repent your sins, confess your pool cheating and enjoy a few drinks while you’re at it! 😂🍻

🚪 Doors are open — the Sunday congregation awaits! 😈🎱🍺

Trades Hotel and Bar — where Sunday service is anything but traditional! 😂🙏🍻

Address

51-55 Lord Street
Blackpool
FY12BJ

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 3:30am
Tuesday 10am - 3:30am
Wednesday 10am - 3:30am
Thursday 10am - 3:30am
Friday 10am - 3:30am
Saturday 10am - 3:30am
Sunday 10am - 3:30am

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