Trades Private Hotel

16/08/2026

Well we've gone and done it doubled up on the st*****rs today from get here get ready and hold on tight

14/08/2026

14/08/2026

Rainbow Quarter Street Party 2026
Shaun Pickup
John Street
Blackpool Gay Village

07/08/2026

🚨🍻 FRIDAY NIGHT CHAOS HAS ARRIVED AT TRADES HOTEL AND BAR! 🍻🚨

From 8PM, the legendary, the unpredictable, the one and only... 🤪 KRAZY KARL 🤪 is let loose behind the bar! 🍺😂 We've hidden the sharp objects, locked away the instruction manual, and crossed our fingers... what could possibly go wrong? 🤦🤣

🎱 Pool table is polished, level, and ready for action... unlike Karl after a couple of coffees! 😜☕

🚪 Fancy something a little more mysterious? Our mystery rooms are open... disappear for a while and see if your mates even notice you're gone! 👀😈🤣

🍻 We're pouring the drinks and the laughs until 4AM, so come and join the madness... because if Karl's working, it's never just another Friday night! 🍺🎉🥳🤣

07/08/2026

🌌🍻 FRIDAY HAS LANDED AT TRADES HOTEL & BAR! 🍻🌌

We've DOUBLED UP on the staff tonight... so whether you're fighting for the Rebellion ⚔️, flying with the Empire 🚀, or just trying to remember where you parked your spaceship... 👽🛸 we've got you covered! 😂

🍺 Beer colder than deep space! ❄️
🎱 Pool table brushed, polished and waiting for someone to claim they were "robbed!" 🤣🎱

🚪 Our legendary mystery rooms are open... disappear for a while, then magically reappear with the biggest grin on your face! 😏😂🚪

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include laughing too much, buying "just one more", and making friends with complete strangers! 🤪🍻

✨ May the bar be with you... and remember... the force is strong at Trades! 🚀🍺🤣

03/08/2026

😎🍻 MELLOW MONDAY has landed at Trades Hotel and Bar! 🍻😎

Today's victim... sorry... barman is Phil! 😂🍺

If you pop in today, please remember the house rules... 🤫👇

🚫 DON'T ask about his cracked ribs... he might squeak instead of speak! 🤕😂
🌯 DON'T ask about tonight's tea... yes, it's a kebab, and yes, he's already thinking about it! 🤤🤣
🛏️ DON'T ask where he slept last night... the answer changes every time! 🤷‍♂️😂

Instead, treat yourself to...

☕ Freshly ground Rijo coffee to wake you up!
🍫 Luxury hot chocolate if you're feeling fancy!
🎱 A game on our pool table... winner buys the next round! 😉
🚪 Our famous mystery rooms... what happens in there... well... that's the mystery! 😜🤣

Come and give Phil some gentle abuse... just not too much, he's held together with ribs, hope and kebabs! 🤕🌯🍺😂

02/08/2026

🤣🍻 WHAT A NIGHT HERE AT TRADES HOTEL AND BAR! 🍻🤣

For ONE NIGHT ONLY, Phil was promoted to Head Barman... don't worry, normal service will resume tomorrow! 😂👑🍺

Alongside our Mystery Barman, the pair worked absolute miracles... the tills survived, the beer kept flowing, and somehow nobody called the fire brigade! 🚒🍻🤣

If you didn't come along, you missed the biggest shock of the night... 😱 There was a kiss and a cuddle! 😘🤗 One went north ⬆️, the other went south ⬇️... let's just say their sat navs were clearly set to different destinations! 🧭🤣

A huge well done to the dynamic duo! 👏🍺 Same time next time? Only if HR doesn't find out! 😂🤣🍻❤️

01/08/2026

🍻🎉 Saturday Night Shenanigans at Trades Hotel & Bar! 🎉🍻

🍺 From 8PM, Phil is behind the bar... fully trained, mostly supervised, and ready to pour you a cracking pint! 😜🍻

🤫 From 10PM, a surprise barman joins Phil... Who is it? Friend? Legend? Local celebrity? Come along and find out! 👀😂

🎱 The pool table is level, polished, and waiting for tonight's champions... or for someone to blame after missing the easiest black ever! 🤦🎱🤣

🌑 Fancy vanishing for a bit? Our mystery rooms are open and waiting... what happens in there stays in there! 😈😉🖤

🍻 Great drinks, plenty of laughs, and enough mischief to keep everyone smiling! See you tonight at Trades Hotel & Bar! 🎉🥳🍺