Coniston Camping Hoathwaite

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Coniston Camping Hoathwaite We are a small quiet family run campsite, previously run by the National Trust as Hoathwaite Campsite. Situated between Torver and Coniston.

Stunning views of Coniston Water and the surrounding fells.

10/10/2026

A temporary road closure has been put in place to allow United Utilities Water to carry out utility works which are expected to commence 11th October 2026 and anticipated to take 1 day to complete.

Please see below details of the extents of the restriction and any alternative route which may be in place, the relevant legal notice can be viewed athttps://api-gb.one.network/downloads/tm/4587/site-notice_709bc80785.pdf

Location: A593, Coniston, from its junction with the U5005, extending in a south westerly direction for approx. 25 metres. In other words from the top end of Shepherd's Bridge Lane at Far End and along Yewdale Road just long enough to close the road completely.

A way for pedestrians and dismounted cyclists will be maintained at all times. Passage for Emergency Vehicles will be maintained where required for the duration of this restriction.

Should you have any queries in relation to this temporary Order please contact the Highways Hotline by calling 0300 373 3306 or via the Westmorland & Furness Council website, quoting the reference TTROW/20294.

10/10/2026

Our pumpkin patch 2026 is officially open. There is no entrance fee. And the tractor use up there is free.

08/10/2026
04/10/2026

Tomorrow starts our New opening times πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
we will be running these opening times through the winter but will be opening all week in the October holidays πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
Any events or catering needed please just get in touch as I can arrange to be here πŸ₯ͺπŸ•πŸŸπŸ°

29/09/2026

🚨 WANTED: FRONT ROW FORWARDS! 🚨

AMBLESIDE CENTURIONS RUFC NEED YOU! πŸ‰πŸ₯§

We are getting so desperate for front row forwards that we have had to call in the big guns...

πŸŽ–οΈ THE PIE MAN! πŸŽ–οΈ

In the 152-year history of Ambleside Centurions, only twice before have we had to call upon his services to lure front row forwards out of the pub, the closet, or retirement!

But when the going gets tough, The Pie Man gets baking. πŸ₯§

His secret weapon?

VERY tasty local pies from Clayton's the Butcher.

And these aren't just for local lads. They're for ANY front row forward who enjoys getting their face in the trough before and after a game!

πŸ₯§ AWAY GAMES πŸ₯§
Fancy travelling to an away game? Easy.

Jump on the minibus, find your seat, and you'll find a pie or two waiting for you on the back seat.

Then, after you've spent 80 minutes packing down, scrummaging, and having a good old-fashioned foredge about in the mud, you'll be rewarded with another pie for your efforts!

πŸ₯§ HOME GAMES πŸ₯§
But here's where The Pie Man plays his trump card...

Every Ambleside front row forward gets AS MANY PIES AS THEY CAN EAT AFTER A HOME GAME.

FREE OF CHARGE!

(Unless Jeanette's baked them. Then, for some strange reason, they only eat half of one... πŸ€”)

So, FRONT ROW FORWARDS...

Get yourself down to Ambleside Centurions.

πŸ‰ Cracking rugby
🍺 Cracking club
🀝 Cracking group of lads
πŸ₯§ Cracking pies

And, most importantly...

TWO FREE PIES AFTER AN AWAY GAME
AND AS MANY PIES AS YOU CAN EAT AFTER A HOME GAME!

πŸ“… FIRST HOME GAME: 3RD OCTOBER
πŸ‰ AMBLESIDE CENTURIONS v MILLom
πŸ‹οΈ TRAINING: EVERY WEDNESDAY, 6:30PM
🌱 BOOTS ON GRASS

If you've got a front-rower's neck, a front-rower's appetite, and questionable judgement when presented with a scrum...

WE WANT YOU.

STRENGTH AND HONOUR.

πŸ₯§πŸ‰ THE PIE MAN

25/09/2026

πŸ”΄πŸ”΄Starting next Monday πŸ”΄πŸ”΄

Our new early bird menu! This will be available Monday to Friday 2pm to 5pm! 2 courses for 19.95 or 3 courses for Β£24.95.

Booking is recommended as the l kitchen will close occasionally at exceptionally quiet times now we’re heading into the colder months but bookings of course are guaranteed πŸ˜„

25/09/2026

Only Β£1.30 a pint of Unicorn bitter this Saturday 26th to celebrate 130 years of Unicorn bitter! πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

19/09/2026

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Coniston Camping Hoathwaite, Hoathwaite Farm, Torver
Coniston
LA218AX

Telephone

+441539441873

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