Smiths Lodgings at Grannies Helian Hame

03/09/2026

🌴☀️ RIGHT… THIS IS THE FINAL PUSH FOR THE CARAVAN RAFFLE! ☀️🌴

I’ve still got 50 NUMBERS AVAILABLE 🎟️😱

Yep… FIFTY! So we’re giving this one ONE LAST BIG PUSH before the raffle closes!

🎟️ £10 A NUMBER

🏆 WIN A WHOLE WEEK IN OUR 8-BERTH GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN! 🌊☀️

And this time there’s a DEADLINE! 👀

🚨 RAFFLE CLOSES 1ST OCTOBER 🚨

I want to get this filled, drawn and DONE before I bu**er off to Spain! 🇪🇸😂

So if you’ve been saying:

"I’ll get one later"
"I’ll do it next week"
"I might get a number"

…well LATER HAS ARRIVED! 😂

There are 50 numbers left, and once they’re gone, that’s it — we’ll get the draw sorted! 🎉

Imagine spending £10 and ending up with a WHOLE WEEK AWAY! 😍🌊

So come on… WHO’S GOING TO HELP ME SHIFT THESE LAST 50?! 👀

👇 COMMENT, MESSAGE ME OR TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A HOLIDAY! 👇

And please SHARE THIS POST because I want these numbers GONE before I’m sat in Spain with a sangria in my hand wondering why the bloody raffle still isn't filled! 😂🍹🇪🇸

❤️ Thank you to everyone who has already entered and supported us — we genuinely appreciate it! ❤️

FINAL 50. £10 EACH. DEADLINE 1ST OCTOBER.

🔥 LET’S GET THIS DONE! 🔥

30/08/2026

🏖️ RIGHT… I’VE BEEN NEGLECTING THE VAN! 😂

I’ll admit it… I’ve been concentrating far too bloody much on the shop lately and poor old Smiths Lodgings has been pushed to the side! 🤦‍♀️😂

BUT… 👀

Take a look at some of the NEW ADDITIONS we’ve put in the van! 😍

I absolutely LOVE THEM and I think they’ve made the place feel even more like a proper little home from home. 🥰🏡

But enough of me going on…

WHAT DO YOU LOT THINK?! 👀

I want your honest opinions, so get yourselves in the comments and tell me what you think! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

And while I’ve got you here…

🎟️ THE RAFFLE! 🎟️

I STILL HAVE LOADS OF NUMBERS AVAILABLE! 😩
There’s a WEEK’S HOLIDAY IN OUR GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN up for grabs, but I need these bloody numbers FILLED UP!

💷 £10 PER NUMBER
🎟️ NUMBERS 1–100

So if you’ve been sitting there thinking “I’ll get one later”…

THIS IS YOUR SIGN! 😂

You’ve got to be in it to win it, and I’d quite like to actually get the damn thing filled! 🤣

So…

👇 Tell me what you think of the new additions
👇 Tag someone who needs a caravan break
👇 And grab your raffle number while you’re here!

Come on… help me fill the bloody raffle! 😂❤️

Love from the Smithy's

29/08/2026

27/08/2026

🔥 RIGHT, THAT'S IT… NEXT YEAR IS ALREADY STARTING! 🔥

I’ve only gone and got my FIRST booking for next year at the discounted price! 😱🙌

So if you’ve been thinking “I’ll book that later”… THIS IS YOUR WARNING! 😂

I’m keeping the discounted price for a little while longer, but once that price goes up, that’s it — you’ve missed it! So get your dates secured before I stop being generous! 🤣

🎟️ AND THE BLOODY RAFFLE…

I STILL HAVE NUMBERS AVAILABLE! 😩

I really, really need to get these numbers gone so I can GET THIS THING DRAWN! 🎉

£10 a number — and you could win A WHOLE WEEK’S HOLIDAY IN OUR GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN! 🥳🏖️
So come on… help me out! 😂

BOOK YOUR HOLIDAY 📅 OR GRAB A RAFFLE NUMBER 🎟️ — OR BETTER STILL, DO BOTH!

Who’s getting their number before I start begging? 👀😂

You’ve gotta be in it to win it! 🏆

24/08/2026

🚨🚨 WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL JUST HAPPENED?! 🚨🚨

253 FOLLOWERS!!! 😳🤯😂

I genuinely asked you lot for 250 and you’ve now gone 3 over!!!

I’m actually shocked! 😳

I thought I’d be dragging myself over the 250 line, begging and embarrassing myself in the process…

and you lot have just gone “there you go then” 😂🙈
So THANK YOU!!! ❤️

Every single follow, share, like and comment means so much, and clearly you lot have decided you’re stuck with me now! 😂

BUT… because apparently I don’t know when to stop, we’re moving straight onto the NEXT GOAL 😂

🎟️ GETTING THESE RAFFLE NUMBERS SOLD!!! 🎟️

I’ve still got OVER 50 NUMBERS available, and I NEED these gone so we can get this raffle drawn and get someone their holiday! 🥳🍾

And remember…

YOU’VE GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT! 😂🎟️

If you’ve been sitting there thinking “I’ll get a number later”…

THIS IS YOUR SIGN! 👀😂

Pick your number, get yourself entered and let’s get this thing SOLD OUT!

253 followers smashed… now let’s smash the raffle! 🔥🎟️

Honestly, you lot have completely shocked me today ❤️😂

23/08/2026

RIGHT YOU BLOODY LOVELY LOT… ROUND 47 OF ME ASKING YOU FOR SOMETHING! 😂🙈

I have SO much going on on this page right now — big discounts, the raffle, trying to hit 250 followers, selling holidays… honestly, even I don’t know what I’m posting about half the time! 😂

But somehow you lot have kept up… mostly! 🤣

🎯 250 FOLLOWERS — ONLY 25 TO GO!

YES, I’m asking again.

NO, I’m not embarrassed. 😂

And YES, I will probably mention it approximately 47 more times until we get there! 🤣

So come on, you know the drill…

👉 ADD
👉 SHARE
👉 TAG
👉 INVITE PEOPLE
👉 SEND IT TO SOMEONE WHO HASN’T GOT A CLUE WHO I AM YET 😂

I just want as many people as possible to know our van exists and what we’ve got available!

🏖️ NOW… THE RAFFLE.

Because apparently I enjoy making life difficult for myself. 😂

I STILL have at least 50 numbers to sell! 😬

And yes… before you ask…

MY NEXT POST WILL PROBABLY BE ABOUT THE RAFFLE. 🤣

I need this thing FILLED AND DRAWN BEFORE OCTOBER, because I’m going away myself then — and I'd quite like to go away knowing I’ve actually managed to draw the bloody thing! 😂

🎟️ £10 A NUMBER
🏆 WIN A WEEK’S HOLIDAY IN OUR 8-BERTH VAN 🏖️

So please share it, tag someone, buy a number, tell your mate, tell your neighbour, tell that random person you’ve been avoiding in the supermarket…

I’M NOT FUSSY AT THIS POINT! 😂😂

And while I’ve got your attention…

💥 THE BIG DISCOUNTED DATES ARE STILL AVAILABLE! 💥

So basically, today's shopping list is:

25 new followers ✅
50+ raffle numbers gone ✅
Discounted dates booked ✅
Me finally shutting up about it ❌

Let’s see if we can tick at least the first three off! 😂❤️

COME ON YOU LOVELY LOT… GET SHARING! 📢🤣

22/08/2026

🚨😂 APPARENTLY I’VE MADE MY PRICES TOO CHEAP… BECAUSE YOU LOT HAVE GONE BOOKING MAD! 😂🚨

Since I dropped my big discounts, the messages and bookings have been COMING IN FAST! 📲💨

I’m now getting booked up so quickly I’m going to have to start saying “sorry, no availability”… and quite frankly, I don’t like being that person! 😂😭

Normally it’s £133 A NIGHT…

But because apparently I enjoy making life difficult for myself 🤣👇

🔥 NOW JUST £100 A NIGHT! 🔥

And before anyone asks…

NOPE, I DON’T CHARGE MORE FOR MORE PEOPLE! 😂

2 people? £100.
4 people? £100.
8 people? STILL £100! 🤯

Imagine that… a business actually charging the price advertised! Revolutionary stuff! 😂👏

You’ll also get all the little extras I leave for you, with goodies for the adults AND the kids 🍫🧃🍪🎨 and you’re nice and close to all the amenities too! 🏖️

And yes…

before you ask…

I STILL HAVE RAFFLE NUMBERS AVAILABLE! 🎟️👀

I’d quite like to get the raffle FULL so I can actually draw the winner… because apparently I’m not allowed to just pick someone I like! 😂😂

But seriously…

📅 Bookings are flying in
💷 £100 a night
🏡 Sleeps up to 8
🎁 Goodies included
📍 Close to amenities
🎟️ Raffle numbers still available

So if you’ve been thinking “I’ll message tomorrow”…

PLEASE DON’T. 😂

Because tomorrow I might be saying “sorry, someone beat you to it!” 😱

GET YOUR DATES BOOKED NOW! 📲🔥

I promise I won’t judge you for leaving it until the last minute…

…but I absolutely WILL laugh when your dates have gone! 🤣❤️

20/08/2026

🚨🚨 OKAY… I’VE LOST THE PLOT! 😂 🚨🚨

I’m feeling generous, so I’ve dropped the price to JUST £100 A NIGHT! 😱🏖️

Yep… £100 A NIGHT to escape, relax, eat too much, make memories and forget about work for a few days! 😂🙌

BUT WAIT… THERE’S MORE! 👀👇

📖 MY 2027 DIARY IS NOW OPEN! 🎉

And because I’m clearly feeling extra generous today, I’ll even let you BOOK YOUR 2027 BREAK AT THIS YEAR’S £100-A-NIGHT PRICE! 🔥🔥

That’s right… secure next year’s holiday NOW and lock in this year’s price! 🤩

⚠️ The price WILL be going back up in the New Year…
⚠️ The best dates WILL disappear…
⚠️ And I WILL be saying “I told you so!” 😂

So don’t sit there thinking “I’ll do it later” because later could mean someone else has nicked your dates! 🤣

🏖️ £100 A NIGHT
📅 2027 diary OPEN
💷 Next year booked at THIS YEAR’S PRICE
🚨 Limited availability — first come, first served!

Go on… book the bloody holiday! 😂❤️

📩 Message me TODAY and let’s get your dates secured before they disappear! 🥳🏖️

18/08/2026

🚨🏖️ WHO FANCIES A LITTLE GETAWAY?! 🏖️🚨

Right, I’m back again… because apparently I don’t know when to stop advertising! 😂🙈

🔥 OUR BIG DISCOUNT DEALS ARE STILL ON! 🔥

And I STILL have some SEPTEMBER & OCTOBER dates available… but don’t hang about because they’re getting snapped up! 👀

And here’s the best bit…

You don’t have to book a boring 3-night minimum! 😜

You can choose from:

✨ 2 nights
✨ 3 nights
✨ 4 nights
✨ 7 nights
✨ OR even 10 nights! 🎉

So whether you fancy a quick escape, a long weekend or you just want to disappear for 10 nights and forget the world exists… I’ve got you! 😂🏖️

🎟️ AND THEN THERE’S THE RAFFLE… 👀

I STILL HAVE NUMBERS AVAILABLE and I REALLY need to get these gone ASAP!

Because I can’t draw the winner until they’re all sold… and I’m getting impatient now! 😂🤦‍♀️

For just £10 a number, you could be the lucky winner of a FULL WEEK IN OUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY CARAVAN! 🥳🏖️

So come on…

👉 BOOK YOUR BREAK
👉 GRAB A RAFFLE NUMBER
👉 OR DO BOTH! 😂❤️

September & October won’t wait forever, and neither will those raffle numbers! 👀🔥

📩 Message me for dates, prices or raffle numbers!

Let’s get this caravan full AND this raffle finished! 😂🎉❤️

15/08/2026

🚨🚨 DATES ARE FILLING FAST! 🚨🚨

🏖️ NOW TAKING BOOKINGS FROM 29TH AUGUST ONWARDS! 🏖️

Fancy a last-minute getaway? 🌊☀️

Our beautiful 8-berth family caravan is ready and waiting for you! 🥰

⚠️ DON’T WAIT — GET YOUR DATES BOOKED NOW! ⚠️

We are already taking bookings, so if you’ve been thinking about getting away, NOW is the time to message us! 📩

Whether it’s a few nights, a long weekend or a full week, let’s see what we can do for you ❤️

Our guest book speaks for itself how beautiful it is

🏡 Family friendly
🌊 Close to the beach
🎉 Loads to do for the kids
🛏️ Sleeps up to 8 + cot
🐾 Sorry, not pet friendly

📲 MESSAGE US TODAY — BEFORE YOUR DATES GO!

Smiths Lodgings ❤️