Orchard Hotel Falkirk

27/08/2026

It’s Pub Quiz and it’s looking to be a busy one

£100 cash available if you can beat the barbabe!

£35 worth of vouchers

It all kicks off at 9pm Mon Roond

24/08/2026

23/08/2026

WELCOME TO FALKIRK!

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A wee Sunday walk around The Kelpies today and it was great to see just how many tourists are actually visiting Falkirk.

Cars queuing to get in. Coaches arriving full of visitors. The Kelpies busy with people from who knows how many different countries.

Then we give them the warm Falkirk welcome…

Queue to get in. Pay to park. Visit The Kelpies. Buy something to eat or drink. Then leave.

Meanwhile, just a short distance away, Falkirk town centre could desperately do with some of these hundreds — probably thousands over a busy weekend — of visitors.

Where is the big “VISITING THE KELPIES? COME AND DISCOVER FALKIRK TOWN CENTRE” sign?

Where is the obvious information telling tourists about Falkirk’s history, shops, cafés, pubs, restaurants and other things to see?

Where’s the easy shuttle, visitor trail or incentive to leave the car at The Kelpies and spend a couple of hours in the town?

We have achieved the difficult bit. The tourists are already here.

They’re literally queuing up to visit Falkirk.

Perhaps one day we’ll think of inviting them into the town as well.

Now that really would be revolutionary tourism thinking.

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Part 2

Falkirk contrasted

Same town, same day. Queues at the Kelpies, silence in the town centre. We don’t have a tourism problem, we have a connection problem. Visitors come, spend, and leave, while local shops see none of it.

21/08/2026

🎄✨ THE ORCHARD’S INDULGENT FESTIVE MENU HAS ARRIVED! ✨🎄

Christmas is coming to The Orchard, and we’re delighted to launch our fabulous festive menu — packed with indulgent flavours, seasonal favourites and delicious treats to make your Christmas celebrations extra special! 🎅🍽️

Whether it’s a festive family meal, a catch-up with friends, a work Christmas lunch or simply an excuse to enjoy some Christmas cheer… we’ve got you covered! 🥂✨

🎁 FESTIVE MENU PRICES 🎁

🍽️ 2 Courses — £34.95
🍽️ 3 Courses — £39.95

👑 SENIOR SPECIAL 👑
🍽️ 2 Courses — £23.95
🍽️ 3 Courses — £26.95

✨ Delicious seasonal dishes
✨ Indulgent festive flavours
✨ Something for everyone
✨ Perfect for Christmas celebrations

🎄 Tables are expected to be popular, so book early to avoid disappointment!

📍 The Orchard Hotel, Falkirk
❤️ Come and celebrate Christmas with us!

21/08/2026

Friday night live music Orchard 9pm
Free entry

20/08/2026

Happy Thursday! 🍺

ORCHARD PUB QUIZ @ 9PM 🎤🤔

- Orchard gift vouchers to be won! ❤
- BONUS ROUND - Beat the bar babe and walk away with £100 CASH! 💸
- Free quiz snacks to all teams prepared by our chefs! 🍽

Lets get QUIZZICAL!! ✏️
Call us to book your table: 01324 624567

19/08/2026

🪩 LADIES DAY OOT!! 💗🎵

A fabulous afternoon of ladies comedy & live music … BOOZY GIRLS GIGGLE 💋🥂

🗓️ Sunday 20th September
🕜 2PM - 7PM
🎟️ £20 (see below for more info!)
Available to purchase at the bar! 🫶

🎉 Included with your ticket:

Homemade Pizza 🍕
+
A glass of Prosecco 🥂 / a soft drink 🥤

Stay tuned for the line up reveal! ⭐️
Be sure to check out the The Falkirk Comedy Club page to keep up to date! 💗

13/08/2026

That’s the kids back to school… what’s stopping you from getting your thinking caps on?🧐

ORCHARD PUB QUIZ @ 9PM 🎤✨

- Orchard gift vouchers to be won! ❤
- BONUS ROUND - Beat the bar babe and walk away with £100 CASH! 💸
- Free quiz snacks to all teams prepared by our chefs! 🍽

Lets get QUIZZICAL!! ✏️
Call us to book your table: 01324 624567

13/08/2026

It’s tomorrow….🎶🎸😎🎤
Orchard Hotel Falkirk