The Carstairs Village Inn

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The Carstairs Village Inn Family-owned bar, hotel and cafe, set in the heart of Carstairs Village. Free Wifi

With its relaxed atmosphere and idyllic setting, a warm welcome awaits customers at The Carstairs Village Inn.

🎤 KARAOKE IS BACK TONIGHT! 🎤Johnny Disco is back at the Carstairs Village Inn from 8pm till late, and it’s your turn to ...
17/10/2026

🎤 KARAOKE IS BACK TONIGHT! 🎤

Johnny Disco is back at the Carstairs Village Inn from 8pm till late, and it’s your turn to take the mic! 🪩🍻

Whether you’ve got the voice of an angel or a noise complaint waiting to happen, we want to hear you! 😂🎶

Get your pals together, pick your song and give us a performance to remember! 🙌

🎤 THE RETURN OF KARAOKE!!! 🎤It’s been a while, but the wonderful Johnny Disco is BACK this Saturday at the Carstairs Vil...
13/10/2026

🎤 THE RETURN OF KARAOKE!!! 🎤

It’s been a while, but the wonderful Johnny Disco is BACK this Saturday at the Carstairs Village Inn, 8pm till late! 🥳

Come along for a tune — there’s always someone worse than you. And if there isn’t, thanks for taking one for the team 😂🎶

Get your singing voices ready! 🍻🎤

🍻IT’S OLD CODGERS CLUB DAY 🍻Starting from 3pm, the bar is open, the pool table’s waiting and there’s every chance somebo...
07/10/2026

🍻IT’S OLD CODGERS CLUB DAY 🍻

Starting from 3pm, the bar is open, the pool table’s waiting and there’s every chance somebody will be telling the same story they told last month 😂

Come down for a pint, a game and a catch-up. Retired gents, Codgerettes and honorary codgers all welcome 😅

See you from 3pm! 🍺

🎱 RIGHT… WE’VE MADE A WEE BOO BOO 😂Some of you eagle-eyed lot may have noticed our October line-up said the monthly pool...
03/10/2026

🎱 RIGHT… WE’VE MADE A WEE BOO BOO 😂

Some of you eagle-eyed lot may have noticed our October line-up said the monthly pool competition was on Sunday 4th…

Which is impressive, considering it’s always the first Saturday of the month 🤦‍♀️😂 so you’d think we would have this one down by now…

We’re putting this one down to the sleep deprivation caused by an 8-month-old who firmly believes sleeping through the night is optional and that 3am and 5am is a perfectly reasonable time for a catch-up 🥴

So before anyone turns up tomorrow cue in hand and finds absolutely hee-haw happening…

🎱🍻 THE POOL COMPETITION IS TONIGHT — SATURDAY 3RD OCTOBER! 🍻🎱

Apologies for the confusion. The baby is currently under investigation for sabotaging the social media department 😂

🍺 CODGERS CLUB IS BACK ON WEDNESDAY 7th OCTOBER! 🍺The retired gentlemen of Carstairs have another very important appoint...
01/10/2026

🍺 CODGERS CLUB IS BACK ON WEDNESDAY 7th OCTOBER! 🍺

The retired gentlemen of Carstairs have another very important appointment… at the pub 😂

Expect a few pints, pool, darts, dominoes, plenty of blethering and several hours spent putting the world to rights 😅

And the club has been expanding lately… you might even spot a few Codgerettes tucked away in the lounge 👀😂 much to the delight of some and the horror of others 😂

Same pub, same banter… probably the same stories! 🍻🎱

All retired gentlemen welcome… and Codgerettes at their own risk 😂

🍂🍻 OCTOBER AT CARSTAIRS VILLAGE INN 🍻🍂Another busy month ahead and we’ve got plenty to keep you entertained 👀Have a wee ...
01/10/2026

🍂🍻 OCTOBER AT CARSTAIRS VILLAGE INN 🍻🍂

Another busy month ahead and we’ve got plenty to keep you entertained 👀

Have a wee look at what’s coming up, get the dates in the diary and round up the troops 🍺🎶🎃

As always, good tunes, good pints and plenty of banter guaranteed 😏🍻

See you at the bar!

🎱 POOL LEAGUE IS BACK TONIGHT! 🎱The wait is over — league nights are back and we’re kicking things off at 8pm tonight! 🍻...
29/09/2026

🎱 POOL LEAGUE IS BACK TONIGHT! 🎱

The wait is over — league nights are back and we’re kicking things off at 8pm tonight! 🍻

First up:

Carstairs Village Inn 🆚 Castle Hill

Come along, grab a pint and give the team a bit of support as we get the new league underway! 🙌🎱

Good luck to the team — let’s start with a win! 🍺👏

🎱 SATURDAY NIGHT = POOL NIGHT 🎱Our monthly pool tournament is back on Saturday 3rd October — so if you’ve been telling e...
28/09/2026

🎱 SATURDAY NIGHT = POOL NIGHT 🎱

Our monthly pool tournament is back on Saturday 3rd October — so if you’ve been telling everyone you’re “actually quite good at pool”, now’s your chance to prove it 😂

£5 to enter, with a cash prize and trophy up for grabs for the winner 🏆

We’ll be kicking things off at 8pm, so get down, get your name in and prepare for a night of competitive pool, dodgy shots and absolutely no excuses when you miss an easy one 👀

See you Saturday! 🍻

🎯🎱 TODAY IS OUR GAMES DAY 🎱🎯Think you and your partner have what it takes… or are you about to find out you absolutely d...
27/09/2026

🎯🎱 TODAY IS OUR GAMES DAY 🎱🎯

Think you and your partner have what it takes… or are you about to find out you absolutely do not? 😂

Grab your spouse, your pal, your sibling, your drinking partner, or just someone you trust enough not to completely embarrass you and get involved!

We’ve got:
Pool 🎱
Darts 🎯
Dominoes ⚫️
Mini Quiz 🧠
And a Mr & Mrs final to finish things off… so choose your partner wisely 👀😂

💷 £10 entry per couple
🏆 Cash prize for the winners

No need to be a professional, questionable talent, healthy competition and a bit of arguing with your teammate are all fully encouraged.

Come down, have a laugh and see which pair gets the bragging rights! 🤣

Pub opens 12pm, games kick off for 1pm 🙌🏼

Address

89 Lanark Road
Lanark
ML118QQ

Opening Hours

Thursday 5pm - 10pm
Friday 4pm - 1am
Saturday 3pm - 12am
Sunday 3pm - 12am

Telephone

+441555870263

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