Earl of Chatham

06/09/2026

When the pub’s quiet for 3.7 seconds… we launch into unnecessary choreography. 💃😂
Coincidence? Absolutely not. Professionalism? Also absolutely not.

Zero rhythm. Maximum commitment.

05/09/2026

C Bone will be joining us tonight at 8pm whos in?

03/09/2026

Book club this evening 7.30pm

03/09/2026

02/09/2026

🃏🔥 CHASE THE JOKER UPDATE! 🔥🃏

Would you BELIEVE it… MARK WAS PULLED OUT AGAIN! 😂

That’s the THIRD TIME his name has been drawn during this game! Someone needs to check what lucky pants this man is wearing… 👀🍀

But unfortunately for Mark, his luck stopped there…
He went for his card and

revealed the JACK OF SPADES ♠️

❌ NO JOKER

Which means that slippery little bu**er is STILL HIDING… and the pot has now climbed to a whopping…

💰💰 £5,448!! 💰💰

Over FIVE GRAND and STILL no Joker.

This is getting tense now, people. 😬😂

WHO’S going to find him?!

01/09/2026

🍻 THE CHATHAM CHATTER 🍻
After an absolutely cracking Bank Holiday, we’re back to normal… well, as normal as the Chatham ever gets. 😂

🧠 TUESDAY
QUIZ NIGHT — but with a TWIST! 👀
From now on, every quiz will include a little gameshow-style challenge because apparently a normal quiz just isn’t chaotic enough for us. 😂
💷 £2 per person
🏆 Cash prize
📞 Booking HIGHLY advised
🃏 And of course… Chase the Joker is still lurking!

🍴 WEDNESDAY
Food from 3pm… and, quite frankly, PEACE. 😂
Come eat, drink and enjoy the calm while it lasts.

📚♠️ THURSDAY
Food from 3pm
📚 Book Club – 7.30pm
♠️ Poker too
Books at one end, bluffing at the other. Standard Chatham behaviour.

🎶🎱 FRIDAY
Open from 12
Food from the second we fling those doors open!
🎶 FREE jukebox
🎱 FREE pool
Your questionable song choices are strongly encouraged.

🎸 SATURDAY
Open from 12
Food all day from opening
Then C Bone bone at 8pm! 🎶🍺
Who’s coming out to play?!

😴🍽️ SUNDAY
Food from 12
Lazy Sunday vibes, good grub, cold drinks and absolutely no unnecessary rushing.

So… what night are we seeing you this week? 👀👇

Small pub. Big personality. Organised chaos restored. ❤️

30/08/2026

🎸⚡ BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND… AND WE LOVE ROCK ’N’ ROLL! ⚡🎸

The brilliant Timmy Thunderock is heading back to the Chatham — and he’s bringing Mo with him too! 🙌

We absolutely cannot wait for an EPIC afternoon of live music, big tunes, good beer and proper Bank Holiday chaos. 🍻🤘

Our last Bank Holiday of the year, so we may as we
ll make it a bloody good one!
Get yourselves up here and let’s ROCK! 🎶🔥

3pm

30/08/2026

There’s always one… and here at the Chatham, we blame The Atom. 😂

Quiet. Inconspicuous. Barely says boo to a goose.
But give that man “just a couple” and suddenly we’re entering folklore territory.

One pint becomes two… two becomes “well, we’re here now”… and before you know it, The Atom has quietly detonated the entire evening and left everyone else questioning their life choices. 💥🍺

Never underestimate the quiet ones.
The Atom: small name, MASSIVE consequences. 😂

26/08/2026

🚨 CHASE THE JOKER UPDATE 🚨
THE JOKER HAS DONE IT AGAIN!! 😱🃏

By gorrrr, things are getting TENSE now… 😂

Tonight Merv was pulled from the bag and we all waited in anticipation… 👀 He came strolling in wearing his lucky hat and we thought, surely this is it?!

He made his choice…
🂣 3 OF SPADES!
NOOOOOOO! 😂

The lucky hat clearly needs a bloody service because the Joker is STILL HIDING! 🃏

Which means the pot has now climbed to an absolutely ridiculous…

💰💰 £5,136!! 💰💰
Over FIVE GRAND and that sneaky little sod is still sat there somewhere waiting to be found! 😬
Next Tuesday is going to be tense… WHO’S HAVING IT?! 👀🃏