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Who'd a Thought It We live up to our name! ✨
Tucked in the Kent countryside, our boutique hotel is a hive of character. To book, please click the link below ⬇️
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Champagne and Oyster Bar:
We are enormously proud of our extensive champagne selection which includes more than sixty varieties. With a range that includes such favourites as Moet and Chandon or Bollinger through to our prestige vintage Dom Perignon, we are confident that you will find a champagne to compliment any occasion and to match any palate. We find that there is nothing quite like a glass of bubbles to accompany our beautifully fresh rock oysters. Restaurant
The Who'd a Thought it is a lovely restored sixteenth-century building set in the delightful Kentish countryside and is the perfect setting for any meal. Our sumptuously-decorated restaurant is ideal for more formal occasions, while the terrace and delightful gardens offer guests an al fresco dining experience in warmer weather. We offer two distinctly diverse menus, each one providing a wide and varied choice of delicious home-made food including meat, fish and pasta. Choose between modern English dishes and fine dining; house specialities include Chateaubriand and The Who'd A Thought It's signature Plateau Rouge, a sumptuous and eye-catching selection of seafood. Accommodation
At the Who'd a Thought It we offer a range of luxurious, highly individual rooms and suites. Stay in luxury in one of our classically furnished rooms, compete with romantic four-poster beds, or perhaps opt for one of our contemporary rooms, which are a fusion of modern-yet-elegant design design and sumptuous fabrics. These also feature fabulously indulgent jacuzzi baths and hot tubs.

Looking to make your stay extra special? ✨Here at Who’d A Thought It, we have a range of additional extras to help eleva...
13/10/2026

Looking to make your stay extra special? ✨

Here at Who’d A Thought It, we have a range of additional extras to help elevate your stay and make those special moments even more memorable🥂🤍

Whether you’re celebrating something special or simply fancy a little added luxury, we’ve got you covered! 🏡✨

Have you visited our restaurant yet? ✨Whether you’re joining us for lunch or dinner, our incredible new elevated menu is...
08/10/2026

Have you visited our restaurant yet? ✨

Whether you’re joining us for lunch or dinner, our incredible new elevated menu is already receiving some serious 5 star reviews! 🍽️🤍

From delicious seasonal dishes to those comforting winter warmers we all love, there’s plenty to tempt you this season.

So gather your favourite people, book your table and come and experience our new menu for yourself.

We can’t wait to welcome you! 🥂✨

04/10/2026

Come and cosy up with us this autumn here at Who’d A Thought It? 🍂✨

With cosy stays still available throughout October, now is the perfect time to get away, relax and enjoy everything autumn has to offer 🤎

Book your stay and make the most of October with us! 🍁☕️

Cosy up this autumn at the Who’d Have Thought It! 🎃We still have some availability this spooky season, so why not make a...
01/10/2026

Cosy up this autumn at the Who’d Have Thought It! 🎃

We still have some availability this spooky season, so why not make a night of it and escape to one of our cosy suites? 👻✨

Whether it’s a romantic getaway, a cosy night away or a little autumn escape, we’d love to welcome you.

Book your stay today availability won’t last forever!

SUNDAY JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER! 🎶Join Maisie & her Boogie Band THIS SUNDAY on the terrace for an afternoon of live m...
22/09/2026

SUNDAY JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER! 🎶

Join Maisie & her Boogie Band THIS SUNDAY on the terrace for an afternoon of live music, good vibes and plenty of reasons to get your groove on! 🕺💃

Gather your friends, grab a drink and get ready to finish September in style! 🍹✨

📅 This Sunday
🎤 Maisie & The Boogie Band
☀️ Live on the Terrace

Don’t miss it let’s make the final Sunday of September one to remember! ❤️

MIDWEEK ESCAPE OFFER ✨Fancy a little getaway? Enjoy 20% OFF all rooms, Sunday through to Thursday, until 30th September!...
20/09/2026

MIDWEEK ESCAPE OFFER ✨

Fancy a little getaway? Enjoy 20% OFF all rooms, Sunday through to Thursday, until 30th September! 🥂✨

Whether it’s a relaxing countryside escape, a romantic overnight stay or simply a spontaneous midweek treat, there’s never been a better time to book 🛏️🌿

How to redeem:

Book directly via our website
Call us and quote MJ20
We’ll apply your 20% discount and resend your confirmation

Don’t miss out your midweek escape awaits! 💫

Offer valid Sunday–Thursday until Wednesday 30th September. T&Cs apply.

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Headcorn Road
Maidstone
ME172AR

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