28/05/2026
Woke up this morning to find this little ensemble. Mr A doomscrolling found the useful not useful advice that if you put a bowl of Ice by the door it will cool the air -it did not. I did tell him it wouldn’t 🤷🏻♀️you’d need an ice cube the size of the one that hit the titanic to cool yesterdays temps! However that’s not what this is about, “how in the mighty snail” did this guy get in last night? through a locked door! Did it spend the night freezing its brains with his head under the waterline like some slowmo hari cari film? We thought it was dead when we discovered it, only came back up after it saw us looking at it! What was he looking for? Nemo! He was absolutely fine by the way (no snails were harmed during the taking of this photo) I relocated him to the lawn, now wondering if he will spend the next 2 weeks making a dash back for an ice bath (he’s going to be disappointed) the moth who had also probably spent the night in the now Luke warm bath was also fine after it dried out. What I want to know is why do they insist on getting inside when they are clearly outside creatures? I’m spending far too much time releasing stuff back to the wild where it should be😒😒😒What are you doing today?
