11/08/2026
A small update from Hennock Hideaways HQ.l and day 534 of the summer holidays…
And by “HQ”, I mean me. Usually holding a toilet brush, a phone and the last remaining thread of my sanity.
If I haven’t replied to your message, I’m sorry. I’m currently running on sheer stubbornness, caffeine and fumes.
At present, you can contact me via:
Email.
Facebook Messenger.
Business WhatsApp.
Personal WhatsApp.
Business mobile.
Personal mobile.
Text.
Voicemail.
And, judging by some days, possibly telepathy.
There is no receptionist.
No admin department.
No warden sitting in a little office wearing a fleece.
There is just me.
And my phone, which currently starts going off at about 6am and continues until roughly 11pm, including the occasional cheerful ping while I’m asleep.
Meanwhile I’m cleaning toilets, changing glamping tents, sorting recycling, running the site, dealing with animals, answering bookings and occasionally remembering I have children.
Then come the extras.
Can you donate a raffle prize?
Can we reserve half the field?
Can you knock a bit off the price?
Can we have a fire?
Why can’t we have a fire?
Can you personally greet us when we arrive?
I absolutely appreciate every single person who chooses to stay here. Loads of you come back year after year and become our regulars, which is exactly what we love about this place.
But if I occasionally take a while to reply, I’m not ignoring you.
I’m probably elbow deep in a campsite toilet while simultaneously being asked on WhatsApp whether a certain spot gets the evening sun.
I’ve got another month before I get an actual day off.
By then there is a reasonable chance my phone will be ceremonially launched into one of the toilets I’ve spent all summer cleaning.
On a brighter note, I would like to confidently post that hopefully we will see the eclipse tomorrow and maybe the Perseid meteor shower.
I then remembered I haven’t bought any eclipse glasses.
Facebook Marketplace currently appears to be selling them for anything between £10 and the cost of a decent second hand tractor!
Excellent planning all round.
Anyway. If you’ve messaged me, I WILL get back to you.
Eventually.
Possibly from the toilet. 😂
P.S. if you got this far, the pics for attention as I keep seeing on Facebook posts on spotted wherever oh and to run my and your nose in it regarding fires. 👌