Paddock Woods LN7

03/09/2026

One for the Diary
North Kelsey LN7 LINCOLNSHIRE

Half Term Halloween 🎃 3 Night Special

Thursday October 29th
Friday October 30th
Saturday October 31st

1. 3 Nights, All pitches: tents, roof tents, small campervans
TOTAL £18 per person UNDER 12's FREE

2. 3 Nights, 7mtr Equipped Woodland Bell Tent with log burner, own kitchen tent and gas. Seating area, hammocks and fire pit. Max 8 people
TOTAL £150 just bring bedding

3. 3 Nights in our NON Equipped 10 man Woodland family tent. Own Seating area and chimnea.
TOTAL £75 ( max 8 people)

Dogs £1 per night per dog

FRIDAY: Apple Bobbing, free use of charcoal bbq's with charcoal
Free Jumbo Marshmallows to toast
Free cups of alcoholic punch for over 18's,
Squash for under 18 and those non drinkers

SATURDAY: Communal Pig Out: (6pm) By the gazebo with firepit.
1. Free charcoal bbqs to use in communal area

2. Sloppy Chilli, Bacon n Cheese served in a
Lightly Toasted Cheesy Bun. With Onion Salad, Chilli Slaw on the side £6

3. X2 Hot Dog Sausages, fried onions, Mixed Beans n Cheese in a bowl £6

Free use of Facepaints
Fancy dress (optional)
Evening Bonfire

Sunday: (11am) Local Bacon Butty Bap £4

To book and confirm a pitch
Message us
Email [email protected]
Whatsapp 07594913389

Limited Spaces No Deposit
(Lots of enquiries for bell and family tent but no confirmed bookings yet)

03/09/2026

03/09/2026

£15 per person per day
£25 per person 2 days

02/09/2026

NEW EXCLUSIVE MEMBERSHIP

1. 10% Pitch Discount Anytime. (Stay as many times as you like)
2. 7 days notice of all offers via email before announced.
3. Unlimited free coffee during your stay for all on your pitch
4. 10% discount also applies to any offers.
5. 1st bag of firewood free per stay

To become an exclusive member just click the link or scan the QR Code.

A one off payment of £5 gets you 12 months membership
Name on payment card must be present during any stays

Any questions feel free to ask.

https://square.link/u/S285zkj3

02/09/2026

Photography Weekend. Sept 26th & 27th
10am til 6pm each day

North Kelsey LN7
North Lincolnshire

5 acres of secure secluded woodland & grounds

No public access
No neighbours

All genres accepted
From Pets to Portrait, Goth to Glamour, Nature to Naturist

Ideal for models, Photographers, youtubers, Influencers amateurs and professionals.

£15 per person per day (8hrs)
£25 per person for both days (16hrs)

Stay over Saturday Night, make the most of the pitch black woodlands for shoots
Bring your own tent £10 per pitch

Use our equipped 7mtr bell tent £50 for up to 8 people.

Full use of grounds and amenities for shooting including large hot shower area, woodland kitchen with gas, woodlands. Bell tent , rifle/Archery range etc.

** Smoke bombs/flares allowed **

For more details/info
Email [email protected]
Whatsapp 07594913389

02/09/2026

02/09/2026

Update on injured young chicken.

Hoppy Poppy who we found with a wound to her tummy and also couldn't use her left leg is now doing great.
After 2 weeks in the house being cared for we took the 1st step of introducing her back to the flock. Having her live in her own cage so the flock can see, hear but not get to her.
Yesterday Hoppy was let out for an hour to mingle with her feathered family.
She was soon back to running around, all be it limping, but showing great progress.

02/09/2026

Paddock Woods LN7 is making a stand against AI advertising.

Facebook and all other online platforms are being infested by false and misleading information generated by AI. Fake images, exaggerated images, unbelievable digital slop.
Groups we follow or are members of that use AI are now to be unfollowed and deleted.

We are human, we have brains and I personally would rather believe comments on Reddit from 12 yrs ago than anything chatGPT or other gaslighting systems has to offer.

We promise our photos will be genuine our posts and comments will be created using our dust covered brains, if we can do it so can you.
Every person using AI to 'improve' their lives is contributing to these power sucking data centers.

Open your eyes dust off that brain and start thinking.

01/09/2026

When you find an unexpected message on the table left by a guest. ❤️

Best review so far

01/09/2026

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