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Lordine Court is a caravan and camping facility in the Sussex countryside near popular tourist towns

Our facilities include a clubhouse with two bars, cafe, amusement room, play area, outdoor swimming pool, dog walking field, laundrette and toilet and shower facilities. We offer electric hook-up and water supply for touring/camping pitches.

24/10/2026

🛏️🎤 CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO GET DRESSED TODAY? 🤣

DON’T BOTHER… WE DON’T WANT YOU TO! 😂

Tonight at Lordine Court we’re having a SINGO BINGO PYJAMA PARTY! 🎶🥳

🕗 8PM TONIGHT!

Dig out your dodgiest PJs, fluffy slippers or that dressing gown that’s seen better days!

🎶 Singo Bingo
🎁 Prizes & silly challenges
🛏️ Pillow fights & pyjama madness
🤣 Plenty of laughs with Big G!

Come dressed for bed… but don’t expect an early night! 🍻💃

17/10/2026

🎃👻 THE END OF SEASON IS NEAR… AND IT’S GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A PARTY! 💀🍹

📅 Saturday 31st October
🕢 From 7:30pm
📍 Lordine Court Clubhouse

Here’s what’s lurking in the shadows… 👀

🎶 DJ BIG G – Bringing the monster tunes, dance floor fillers and probably a few frightening dance moves!

🍹 SPOOKY COCKTAILS – Some wickedly good potions to get you in the spirit! 🧪

🍕 PARTY BUFFET – Because even zombies need feeding!

🧟 FANCY DRESS – Dig out your scariest outfits! Witches, vampires, zombies… or just come as you are if you’ve had a particularly rough season! 🤣

💃 MUSIC, LAUGHTER & MAYHEM – One final excuse to let your hair down before winter sets in!

💀 AND REMEMBER… What happens at the Halloween party might just come back to haunt you! 👻😂

❤️ It’s been another fantastic season, and we couldn’t think of a better way to finish it than having one last proper knees-up with our Lordine family!

🔥 LET’S MAKE THIS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER! 🔥

👇 WHO’S COMING, AND WHAT ARE YOU DRESSING UP AS? Tell us below… bonus points for anything that’ll scare Big G! 🤣🎃

16/10/2026

🍗🥩 LAST CHANCE FOR A LORDINE SUNDAY ROAST THIS YEAR!! 🍽️😋

That’s right, folks… Sunday 25th October is our FINAL Sunday Roast of 2026! 😢

So if you’ve been putting it off, now’s your chance to get stuck into one last proper roast before we hang up the roasting tins for the year! 😂

Forget the cooking, forget the washing up… let someone else do all the hard work! 🍽️

🍗 Choose from Chicken, Pork or Beef!

💷 One Meat – £12.25

💷 Two Meats – £14.25

🧒 Kids’ Roast – £6.75 (including jelly!)

All served with those lovely Sunday roast trimmings, plenty of gravy and absolutely NO washing up! 🤤

📅 Sunday 25th October
🕐 Serving from 1PM
📍 Four Oasts Clubhouse

🚨 THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE UNTIL NEXT YEAR! 🚨

We’re taking bookings NOW at the bar, so while you’re enjoying a drink tonight, get your names down and secure your Sunday dinner! 🍻

Don’t be the one sitting there next Sunday watching everyone else tuck in while you’re at home eating beans on toast! 🤣🤣

👉 POP TO THE BAR AND BOOK NOW!

Let’s make our LAST ROAST OF THE YEAR a good one! ❤️

👇 Who’s joining us? And what’s your favourite… Chicken, Pork or Beef? 😋

11/10/2026

🛏️🎤 **IT'S ALMOST TIME TO GET YOUR JAMMIES ON, LORDINE!** 🎶🤣

🚨 **WARNING: THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET VERY SILLY!** 🚨

Forget your Saturday night best… we're swapping the glad rags for dressing gowns, fluffy slippers and those dodgy pyjamas you wouldn't normally be seen dead in! 😂

🎉 **SINGO BINGO PYJAMA PARTY!** 🎉

📅 **Saturday 24th October**
⏰ **From 8PM**
📍 **Lordine Court Clubhouse**

🎶 Sing your hearts out to some absolute bangers!
🎟️ Play Singo Bingo and win prizes!
💃 Dance like nobody's watching!
🛏️ Pillow fights? Well, it would be rude not to! 😂
🤣 And expect plenty of laughs, questionable singing and the usual Lordine madness!

And yes… **BIG G WILL BE IN HIS PYJAMAS TOO!** 😱🤣 That's either a reason to come along or a very good reason to stay at home! 😂

🏆 **BONUS POINTS FOR THE MOST RIDICULOUS NIGHTWEAR!** Fluffy onesies, matching PJs, dressing gowns… the more outrageous, the better!

❤️ It's getting towards the end of the season, so let's make another brilliant Lordine memory before we all disappear into hibernation!

👇 **NOW THE IMPORTANT QUESTION…**

**Are you TEAM FLUFFY ONESIE 🐻, TEAM SEXY SILK 😘 or TEAM OLD T-SHIRT & TRACKIES? 🤣**

Tell us below, tag your pyjama party partner and let's see who's brave enough to turn up in what! 👇😂

🎤 **SING IT! BINGO IT! PILLOW FIGHT IT!**

**ONLY AT LORDINE COURT!** 🥳🍻

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30/09/2026

🎶🍻 THIS WEEKEND AT LORDINE COURT! 🍻🎶

A little reminder before anyone turns up with their dabber on the wrong night… 😂

🎤 FRIDAY 2ND OCTOBER – KITTEN KABOODLE!
They’re back to bring us another evening of great music, laughs and their wonderfully fun approach to entertaining us lot! Get yourselves down to the clubhouse and give them a proper Lordine welcome! 🎶👏

🔢 SATURDAY 3RD OCTOBER – BINGO EVENING!
Bingo moves to Saturday this weekend, so save those lucky dabbers and your best “I only needed one!” excuses until then. 😂

Music on Friday, eyes down on Saturday… we’ll see you at the bar! 🍻

14/09/2026

🎉 THIS WEEKEND AT LORDINE 🎉

Don’t get caught out this weekend — we’ve swapped things around! 👀🍻

🎸 FRIDAY NIGHT – ROCKIN ROBINS IS BACK!
After a cracking first night at Lordine, we somehow managed to convince him to come back! 😂
🎤 Live music, guitar, loads of classics and plenty to get you up dancing!
⏰ From 8:30pm

🪩 SATURDAY NIGHT – BIG G’S USUAL FRIDAY MADNESS… ON A SATURDAY!
🎶 Disco from 7:30pm
🎱 Bingo at 8:30pm
🎤 Karaoke
🃏 Chase the Ace
🍺 Drinks flowing and the usual Lordine nonsense!

⚠️ REMEMBER — LIVE MUSIC FRIDAY, DISCO & BINGO SATURDAY THIS WEEK!

Two nights, one clubhouse and absolutely no sensible reason to stay in! 😂🍻🕺

See you at Lordine! ❤️

05/09/2026

🎸🔥 HE ACTUALLY AGREED TO COME BACK! 🔥🎸

After a cracking first night at Lordine, ROCKIN ROBINS is BACK! 🙌

Apparently we didn’t scare him off… although clearly nobody told him what happens when you become a Lordine regular. 😂🍺

📅 Friday 18th September
⏰ 8:30pm – 11pm
📍 Lordine Court Clubhouse, Staplecross

Robins absolutely smashed his first visit, with a brilliant mix of tunes from the 60s right through to today — and most importantly, plenty to get you singing, dancing and making questionable decisions on the dance floor! 💃🕺😂

🍺 Bar open
🎸 Live music
🎤 Plenty of singalong favourites
💃 Dancing highly encouraged
🤦‍♂️ Dignity entirely optional

If you enjoyed him last time, you already know what you’re in for. If you missed him… here’s your chance to put that right!

🍂 Autumn at Lordine is officially underway — come and give Rockin Robins a proper Lordine welcome back!

Who’s coming? 👇🍻🎸

01/09/2026

🍂🍺 SUMMER’S OVER… APPARENTLY. LORDINE ISN’T. 🍺🍂

Just when you thought it was safe to put the fancy dress away, give your liver a rest and spend a quiet weekend in the caravan… we’ve filled September and October with more nonsense. 😂

We’ve got live music from Rockin Robbins and Kitten Kaboodle, plenty of Disco & Karaoke, Bingo at 8:30pm, Chase the Ace, Sunday roasts and, because normal bingo clearly wasn’t enough…

🛌🎶 SINGO BINGO PYJAMA PARTY!
Yes. You can now come to the clubhouse in your pyjamas and call it entertainment. 😂

And then we finish the season properly with our END OF SEASON HALLOWEEN PARTY on Saturday 31st October. 🎃👻 Expect costumes, cocktails, music, dancing and probably a few sights considerably scarier than anything we’ve actually planned. 😳😂

🍁 DON’T FORGET: Every Friday between the advertised events, the Lordine clubhouse will still be doing what it does best…

🎱 Bingo – 8:30pm
🪩 Disco
🎤 Karaoke
🃏 Chase the Ace
🍺 Questionable decisions at the bar

So stick the dates in your diary, save the poster and tag the people who’ll inevitably say “we’re only popping in for one” and are still there three hours later. 🍻😂

🏕️ Campers, caravaners, statics and assorted Lordine lunatics all welcome!

The nights are getting darker… but Lordine certainly isn’t getting quieter! 🍂🪩🎤🍺🎃

31/08/2026

🌧️ A BIG THANK YOU FROM LORDINE COURT! 🌧️

The weather certainly threw everything it had at us this weekend, but that didn’t stop you hardy lot from coming to stay, joining us in the clubhouse and enjoying all the entertainment!

A huge thank you to everyone who rocked the night away with Glen Dean and The All Stars, joined in with the bingo, disco and karaoke, and came along to support our Family Fun Day. Your smiles, laughter and enthusiasm made all the effort worthwhile—even when the weather wasn’t playing nicely!

We’d also like to thank everyone who helped with setting up, running the activities, working behind the bar and clearing everything away afterwards. We couldn’t do it without you.

Thank you for braving the wind and rain and making it another memorable Lordine weekend. We hope you enjoyed yourselves as much as we did! ❤️

Rain or shine, the fun carries on at Lordine! 🎶🍻🎤

30/08/2026

Tonight from 8pm in the club house

Address

Robertsbridge
TN325TF

Telephone

01580830209

Website

http://lordine-court.co.uk/

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