06/10/2026
Hello all,
If you'd like to stay at Ship Ahoy, you are welcome of course, go and click the link below, it will take you straight there.
www.shipahoyholidaycottage.com
I'll do a quick sum for you though, value for money we'd say £682 ÷ by 7 nights ÷ by 2 people = £48 each night for 1 week or
3 ppl same calculation = £32 per person for 1 week or
4 ppl same calculation again £24 for 1 week..........wow, yes we must really be mad.🥴
Ok what will you get for that then?
Well..... here we go. This is what happens week in week out.
Peace, quiet, uninterrupted sea views, the whole rebuilt extended bungalow is not a caravan, so loads of room inside, big TV, fast wifi. Seaside 150 yards away, you'll hear and smell it. Master is king size and 2 singles are 2'6".
All for free, nothing is extra..... a real Finnish sauna, dishwasher, washing machine, a log burner, free logs to start you off, air conditioning in lounge with warm & cool settings, fitted with bi- fold doors x 4, comfy settees, lovely kitchen, bathroom you can swing 2 cats at once in. Heating on all rooms,
White laundered linen, fluffy bathsheets / bathtowels, a complimentary cake, bottles of w**e, quality chocolates and chocolates on your pillow just like in a 5 star hotel, complimentary assorted teas, coffee, chocolate, biscuits. Sit in the rear garden on 2 benches secure with gate for your furry companions or sit in the Pergola at the front once the sun disappears from the rear area. Yes mad as a box of frogs🌫️🐸
Welcome to Ship Ahoy Holiday Cottage, your perfect seaside escape in the charming coastal village of Walcott-on-Sea, Norfolk! This beautifully refurbished, pet-friendly bungalow sleeps up to 4 guests in 2 cozy bedrooms, offering breathtaking sea views.
