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🤣 ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE 🤣A German walks into The Wheatsheaf and orders a martini.“Dry?” asks Caz.“Nein, just one!” h...
12/06/2026

🤣 ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE 🤣
A German walks into The Wheatsheaf and orders a martini.
“Dry?” asks Caz.
“Nein, just one!” he replies.

😜 “Dry” sounds like Drei – German for THREE!

Come to The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch for drinks, and more cringey jokes daily! 🌾🍸⚽

📢 THE WHEATSHEAF WHITCHURCH PRESENTS: ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKEBeware of cheap imitations – this is the original!😴 Today...
11/06/2026

📢 THE WHEATSHEAF WHITCHURCH PRESENTS: ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE
Beware of cheap imitations – this is the original!

😴 Today’s groan-worthy gem:
“I’d love to earn a full-time wage just by taking part in sleep studies…
It would be my dream job.” 😂💤
Come for the drinks, great company & stay for the terrible (brilliant!) puns – only at The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch! 🛞🍻

Hahaha, perfect call! 😂 Sleep studies as a full-time gig is literally the dream job—just lie there, doze off, and get pa...
10/06/2026

Hahaha, perfect call! 😂 Sleep studies as a full-time gig is literally the dream job—just lie there, doze off, and get paid? Alastair would absolutely be the star employee, nailing every shift without even trying. No early alarms, no stressful meetings, just pure professional napping.

That’s the ultimate dad joke pun too—dream job hits different when it’s literally about sleeping. 😴💤

😂 Oh that’s brilliant! The perfect dad joke twist — normally “interview by the police” means you’re a suspect, but he im...
09/06/2026

😂 Oh that’s brilliant! The perfect dad joke twist — normally “interview by the police” means you’re a suspect, but he immediately assumes it’s a job interview! 🚔

Absolute classic wordplay, straight from the Wheatsheaf’s finest collection 😂 Nothing like a bit of silly humour to kick off Tuesday!

Ah brilliant news! 🎉 Nothing beats seeing that iconic harp pump back in action—proper pub staple right there. There’s a ...
08/06/2026

Ah brilliant news! 🎉 Nothing beats seeing that iconic harp pump back in action—proper pub staple right there. There’s a reason Guinness is always so popular; it pours perfectly, tastes great, and just feels like the right pint for the Wheatsheaf! Cheers to having it back 🍻

😂 Classic dad joke alert!The punchline works perfectly here: normally "a man after my own heart" means someone who share...
08/06/2026

😂 Classic dad joke alert!

The punchline works perfectly here: normally "a man after my own heart" means someone who shares your views/interests — but with the organ donor context, it literally sounds like he wants his actual heart! 😂

Perfect Monday pick-me-up from The Wheatsheaf 🌾 — definitely better than a cheap imitation joke!

😂 Oh Alastair… he’s done it again! 😂Another classic dad joke to get your Sunday groaning! 🤣🚌 “Our local bus service runs...
07/06/2026

😂 Oh Alastair… he’s done it again! 😂

Another classic dad joke to get your Sunday groaning! 🤣

🚌 “Our local bus service runs Monday to Saturday. On Sundays it’s replaced by an ice cream van… They call it the Sundae Service!” 🍦

Terrible? Yes. Brilliant? Also yes! 😂

While you’re here enjoying the joke, don’t forget we’re serving up delicious Sunday roasts today from 12pm – 4pm – way better than just an ice cream van! 😉

📍 The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch – great food, drinks and plenty more terrible jokes all week long.

👇 Drop a comment if this one made you laugh (or roll your eyes!)

🍖 It’s Sunday – and that means only one thing… THE SUNDAY ROAST! 🍽️Join us today between 12pm – 4pm for our delicious ho...
07/06/2026

🍖 It’s Sunday – and that means only one thing… THE SUNDAY ROAST! 🍽️

Join us today between 12pm – 4pm for our delicious homemade roasts, packed with all the trimmings you love.

✅ Choose from:
• Beef £17.95
• Roast Pork £16.95
• Turkey £16.95
• Homemade Nut Roast £16.95

All served with rosemary roast potatoes, carrots, greens, sage & onion stuffing, Yorkshire puddings and plenty of rich gravy 🤤

Plus enjoy our full menu of starters, other mains and tasty desserts too – something for everyone, including the kids!

📍 The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch
📅 Served 12pm – 4pm today – we’d love to welcome you!

🍖 Sunday Lunch Awaits! 🍽️Treat yourself tomorrow and let us do the cooking! Join us at The Wheatsheaf for our delicious ...
06/06/2026

🍖 Sunday Lunch Awaits! 🍽️

Treat yourself tomorrow and let us do the cooking! Join us at The Wheatsheaf for our delicious Sunday lunch, served from 12pm until 4pm.

Perfect for gathering with family and friends, enjoying great food and a relaxing afternoon. We’d love to see you there 😊

📍 The Wheatsheaf

✨ Saturday vibes are here! ✨Continue your weekend the right way at The Wheatsheaf! Join us today for great food, cold dr...
06/06/2026

✨ Saturday vibes are here! ✨

Continue your weekend the right way at The Wheatsheaf! Join us today for great food, cold drinks and a warm welcome.

🍽️ Food served from 12pm – whether you fancy a light bite or a proper hearty meal, we’ve got plenty to choose from.

Pull up a chair, relax and enjoy your Saturday with us! See you soon 😊

📍 The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch
🍻 Fun, Food & Drink all weekend long

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The Wheatsheaf Hotel, 19 Green End
Whitchurch
SY131AD

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 12am
Wednesday 11am - 12am
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 12am
Saturday 12pm - 12am
Sunday 11am - 12am

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