31/05/2012
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us
for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder
what he wants.
SL: It's logical He wants to r**e us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk
faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent andis worried
about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The mancouldn't
follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as
fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
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SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his
pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll pray for you! ec97001.gif
HAVE A BLESSED DAY!
