15/10/2026
🩸 CONFIDENTIAL MEDICAL RECORD 🩸
PATIENT NAME: REDACTED
ADMISSION: OCT 29
DISCHARGE: UNKNOWN
SYMPTOMS:
Hearing music after midnight
Dancing uncontrollably
Fear of empty corridors
Repeatedly asking when TRVR is playing
TREATMENT:
None available.
🏥 THE COURT ASYLUM
We’re sorry.
There’s nothing more we can do. 👁️