V2M accomodation

03/12/2014

Son came Home late…

Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??
Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.:-Q
Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
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Beta: ‘MAA KI MAMTA’
Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.
Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?
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Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR !!!

24/11/2014

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Doctor ne namak na khane ki
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khane mein namak
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regular aur samay pe dawayi
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
namak hai.. ??

20/11/2014

Interesting thing about Friday in 2014

4/4/2014 Friday

6/6/2014 Friday

8/8/2014 Friday

10/10/2014 Friday

12/12/2014 Friday

Jo calendr 1997 ka tha,
........... wahi,,,

Calendar 2014ka hai,

Date & Day even Festivals
are same,

Kaun kehta hai,
Ki, ................

Gujra hua waqt wapas nahi aata??.

I hope, I am the first who inform u...

Enjoy the year of 1997 in 2014....!

16/11/2014

1. Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali hai...
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Wah wah
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Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali hai...
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Wah wah
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Acp says: daya ye pistol to khali hai...
2. Baccho ne padhna chhor diya...
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Wah wah
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Baccho ne pdhna chhor diya...
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Wah wah...
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Acp tha toilet me or...
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Daya ne darwaza tod diya..
3. Dr.salunke ga raha tha tarika ke saath koi
geet...
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Wah wah...
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Dr.salunke ga raha tha tarika ke saath koi
geet...
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Acp bola- kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet.
4. Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,
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wah.. wah..
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Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,
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Hum Log CID se hai koi apni jagah se nahi
HILEGA.
5. Itne saal ho gaye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi
hai.,
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Itne saal ho gaye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi hai.,
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Acp: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya gay to nahi
hai...:!!
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Wah wah to kr do .

12/11/2014

v2m mess menu..

12/11/2014

v2m mess menu

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11/11/2014

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11/11/2014

hip hop student of v2m accommodation

11/11/2014

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