Hostel Life of IMS

17/01/2017

*************** HIDDEN STAR OF IMSEC ****************

Few points about our star:-

* He is our "Pandey ji".
* Pandey ji sings
* Pandey ji got (of course we are and you will be after watching this video :D )
* Be pandey ji. :)

Videos like this should and be . :D
So folks, it's time to share something and . :D

Enjoy the video. (y) (y) (y) (y) (y)

17/01/2017

Hey Folks!
Thanks to all for your continuous support. :)
This year's first post will be very special as it will help us to connect it with people we encounter in our daily lives. :D

Happy new year friends and keep loving (y)

04/06/2016

******************** AFTER HOSTEL LIFE OF IMS *******************
This post is dedicated to the alumni of IMS as they can understand the depth... :p

But at first Badhaai ho aapne toughness level 9999 paar kr liya hai agr aap alumni hain, now you are a certified "Hostel Ka Bhogi"

Now you can :
* Eat Diamond tough Chapatis ( Babu moshai! yahan chai toh kya roti bhi ekdum kadak milti hai re :p :v )
Not being racist but kuch rotiyan kuch jyada hi kaali ho jati hain :p :D

* Get ready in 5 minutes (8:50 a.m. ki class ko 8:45 a.m. pe uth k attend kiya toh hosteller ho tum :D )

* Handle tough days ( "Bhai chiller bhi khtm ho gye ab toh!"... S-230 waalon se udhaar le liya jaaye[jo ki dene nhi hai wapas ....Bhai hain apne] :p :v )

* Work with deadlines ( Subah semester k liye raat mein padhne ka maza hi kuch aur hai....Syllabus toh "Like a Boss B| " khtm krte hain :p )

* Think of alternate career ( " Engg. kr li ab mujhe pta hai ki mujhe kya krna hai B| " [ except engg. kuch bhi :D :p :v ] )

* Save water ( Nahate wo log hain jo gande hote hain :p :v )


Hostel days are the golden days. :'(

Aakhri din toh hostel bhi bolta hai -
" Jaa ladke/ladki jee le apni zindagi "

( and nights too :p )

06/11/2015

********************* LATE NIGHT STORIES **************************
This post is specially for all those creatures of the hostel jinke liye raat ka time shaam jaisa hota hai.. :p (Y)

1. Lappy pe movies(don't ask which :p ) dekhna with some namkeen and biscuits by the side.

2. Babu-Shona talks on phone. [ M.R. pe time kam milne k chalte hostel k yuvaaon ko mobile pe duty nibhaani padti hai :v :p ]

3. Canteen ki late night tea. [ saari panchayat bhi whi lg jaani hai. :p :D ]

4. Patties, pastry, namkeen etc. ki khapat raat ko 'ims ke rules' ki tarah bahut jyada badh jana. 3:) :p

5. Kuch rooms ka common room banna aur counter strike, NFS ki jung poori shiddat se ladna. :p [ oye, apne baap se race krega :v ]

6. Raat mein dusron k darwaaze pr zor se laat maar ke bhagna. :D [ Reaction of the victim: Teri @$% #@ :p :v ]

7. Late night DJ (Dhaakad Jangli) songs pe nachna aur room ka kabaad krna. [ bhai!!! Bed ka leg piece tut gya :p 3:) :v ]

These are some views shared here. You can too share your experiences here. :D
HOSTEL NIGHT. CRAZY NIGHT. :D (y) (y) (y)

05/08/2015

************************* AAKHRI LAMHE *************************
This post is to express the feelings of a Final year student who has 1 week left before leaving the hostel.

1. "Pta hi nhi chala 4 saal khatam ho gye!!!" :'(

2. "M.R. ko bahut miss krunga/krungi"....jitna ho ske MR pe ghum lo :D :p

3. "Will miss the room and roomies"...kuch lamhe btaane k nhi hote.. :p :v

4. Kabhi koi puraani cheez mil jaaye almirah se den usse related memory mein doob jana aur aankh nam hona.. :) [ladke bhi rote hain yaar!!! :p ]

5. Jitne pics ho ske utne bator lena from everyone.[yaadein hi toh hain bas]

6. Doston k saath jitna ho ske trip maarte hain ya ghumte hain..."chal kl shimla chalte hain :p :v "

7. Apne puraane rooms ko bhi ek jhalak dekh hi lete hain...[Har room kuch kehta hai ;) :p :) ]

8. Saare gile shikve mitaaye jaate hain...[Ab aakhri time pe bhi doorie se kya hi hoga.....leave no regrets :) ]

9. Mess k khaane ko bhi alvida bol diya jata hai coz uss khaane k khauf ko nazarandaz nhi kiya jaa skta :p .....[coz diamond si hard roti kaun bhula skta hai :p ]

10. Canteen mein maximum time spend kiya jaata hai and recall old memories with friends... :)

11. Kya kya kaand kiye hain 4 saal unhe yaad krke hansi aa jana aur kehna "Wo bhi kya din the" 3:) :p

12. Diwali night toh jarur yaad rhega coz "glamour" toh yhi hai :p :v

Kuch cheezein hmesha yaad rehti hain aur hostel ki yaadein unme se sabse khaas hoti hai...ragging(within limits) se loving tk :p ....aur dancing se drama tk...sab kiya hua yaad aata hai ....
aur aakhri mein kehna "i miss the " :'( :) :) :D :D

10/05/2015

************************** ONE NIGHT STAND *********************
Exams are going to start and famous lines which many hostellers say and follow :p [One night stand with studies :p :v 3:) ]

A day before exams:

1. "Oye kuch padha?"..One of the most common lines.. :p

2. "Yaar syllabus toh bta de..." Please refer Quantum.. :v :p

3. "yaar phati padi hai...kuch nhi aata aur kl exam hai......oh teri 4 bj gye, ab toh chand ghante hi bache hain o.O :o " :p

4. "Maggie bana bhai..bahut bhook lgi hai".....National Hostel Food...jo hum bhuke nange hostellers ka exam time pe paalan poshan krta hai :p

5. "Bas yeh wala paper nikal jaaye agla wala phaad k rkh dunga "....and the statement remains constant till the end of last sem last paper.. :p :D :D

6. "Bas ek din aur gap mil jata toh gadar hi macha deta"... ab kya kre aur bhi "important kaam" hote hain poore semester :p

7. "Next sem mein mann lga kar padhunga bas iss baar 'all clear' ho jaaye"...[No scope for final year ;) :p ]

8. "Tune quantum le li kya? Main bas whi lene jaa rha hu" :p :D...Quantum is the ultimate savior in the exams :D :D

9. "Tu toh topper hai tere ko kya karna hai padhke??!!! :p " Jo bhi padhta hua mil jaaye wo iss dialogue ka shikaar bana samjho :p

10. "Bas aadhe ghante ka break leta hu phir aaram se ekdum fresh mood se padhunga!!!" Wo aadha ghanta kab poore ghante mein badal jata hai pta hi nhi chalta and finally we say...

"GHANTA ENGINEERING!!! AB JO HOGA DEKHA JAAYEGA" :v :p :D :D :D :D

Keep Rocking folks!!!! (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y)

14/04/2015

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24/03/2015

# # # # # # # # # # # # # BOYS V/S GIRLS # # # # # # # # # # # # # #
This video clearly shows the difference between birthday celebration of boys and girls. :D :D

Must watch (Y) (Y)

24/03/2015

# # # # # # # # # BIRTHDAY AT HOSTEL(GIRLS WAY) # # # # # # # # # #

* 14 din pehle se tyaari shuru ho jaati hai.[koi kami na reh jaaye :p ]

* Decoration material polythene bhar bhar k aati hai to decorate the room. [oye... yeh le lo.....wo le lo.....ek kaam kro sab le lo :p :v ]

* Poore room ko shiddat se sajaya jaata hai, balloons and even flowers bhi lgaaye jaate hain...[ birthday hi hai na??!!! 3:) :p ]

* Sundar susheel cake laya jata hai with proper name on it with some tadka of words like princess, sweetheart, sweetu, cutoo etc. etc. :D :v :p [ the level of word depends upon the level of behen chara among the girls :p :v 3:) ]

* Birthday night pe aaram se cake cut hota hai aur bas thoda sa chehre pe lgaya jata hai i.e. "ek chutki cake" on birthday girl's face :D [bas yaar...bahut lga diya tune..ab khaate hain 3:) :p :v ]

* No "brutal beating" to birthday girl bas shake hand aur hug krke hi kaam chal jata hai...[ seriouzzzly contradicting feature in case of boys :\ :p ]

* After cake cut sab log gifts dete hain...[ gifts ki planning bhi kaafi time se chal rhi hoti hai :p :D ]

Such is the story of "fairy tale" celebration by girls!!! :D (Y) (Y)

13/03/2015

# # # # # # # # # BIRTHDAY AT HOSTEL(BOYS WAY) # # # # # # # # # #

We all know that feary feeling of our birthday at hostel.

* 4 din pehle se darana shuru kr diya jaata hai.[ bas 4 din ki baat hai :p ]

* Special khatarnaak, tape se lipte paper roll banaye jaate hain to welcome the birthday boy.[ mera roll toh 5 newspaper ka h 3:) ]

* Birthday boy sochta h ki khi usne gunah toh nhi kr diya aaj janm leke :p [bas bhai aur mat maar :p ]

* Cake khaana kam lgaana jyada hota hai.....ek dusre k upar aim krke shots lgaaye jaate hain :p :D

* Good facial due to "cream ki putai" on face :p

* Full volume music pe pagalpanti bhara dance...[ naach **** 3:) :p ]

* Bed pe baithna ek bahut bada task hota hai for the birthday bakra :p :D

* Birthday boy apni poori tyaari rkhta hai before getting assaulted.[ bas 2 jeans 4 shirt aur 2 gatte pehen leta hai :p :p 3:) ]

Still these memories are a special part of our hostel life and are always cherished and missed!!! :D :D :D (Y)

01/03/2015

# # # # # # # # # # # # # # # SUNSAAN HOSTEL # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #

This post is about the time when 85% creatures of hostel go on holidays.

* Full room pe kabza agar room mates ghar gye. 3:) :p

* Lappy, speakers etc. ek bed pe aur khud ek bed pe. :D

* Improved Wi-Fi speed.[sab makkhan ki tarah chal rha h boss B| :p :v ]

* Bindass hoke apna gaana gaate hain in full volume in corridor.[bad singers ko bhi platform mil jata h :p ]

* Mess food ki quality badh jaati h.[ acha bana skte hain par banate kabhi nhi :p ]

* Din bhar khud k ya phir dusre k room pe padhe rehte hain.[ kya yaar kuch hai hi nhi krne ko :\ :p ]

* M.R. sooni padh jaati hai.[ jag soona soona laage :v :p ]

Keep smiling folks!!! :D :D :D :D