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08/09/2013
31/08/2013

Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by
staying at a Luxury hotel.

The next day when the
lady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a
bill for $250/-. She is taken aback looking at the
bill and starts fighting at the desk on such a big
bill. The Manager comes in to end the ruckus with
a customer.

He says ''Mam, we have so many facilities for our
customer to use Free of cost such as Spa,
Swimming pool, Gym etc., so thats why all the
charges are included in it.''

The lady replies, but I have not used it, so why
should i pay.

Manager says - Thats your fault, but you have to
pay.

The lady finally hands him over a cheque for $50.

The manager says this is only $50 what about the
balance $200.

The lady replies, $200 for you sleeping and using
me in the night.

Manager - But i haven't slept with you.

Lady - Thats your fault, I was here full night and
you could have used me, if you didn't, thats your
fault, i am sorry for you and walked away from the
hotel with every1 looking at her amazed.

Moral: moral-voral kuch nahi,aunty bahut shaani
thi...

02/08/2013

A store that sells husbands to single women opens where a woman may go to choose from many available men. At the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

There are only six floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, Jane decides to go to the Husband Store to find herself a mate.

She gets to the first floor and the sign says:

"Floor 1 - These men have jobs."

She figures she can do better, so she goes up the next flight.

"Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."

Not bad, she decides, but what about companionship? She moves on.

"Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."

Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:

"Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor, where the sign reads:

"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor #46,012 to this floor today. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step when you exit the building and have a nice day!

25/07/2013

A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers.

His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who died in a
graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone. The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket.
Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut.
Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it.

Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the woman would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins were kept.

She would slip into the coffin with the dead body while the caretaker
was filling out the death certificate. When the care- taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the dead body. He would then bury the coffin.

The woman knew there would be enough air for her to breathe until
later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free.

The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he and the woman had become good friends over the years, he agreed to do it. The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died.

She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring. She got up, picked the lock of her cell, and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was beating fast.
She opened the door to the darkened room where the coffins were kept.

Quietly in the dark, she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.
Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and nails.
Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead
body, she knew that with each nail she was
one step closer to freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground.
She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave with a thud.
Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time until she would be free at last. After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh.She was free! She was free!

Feeling curious, she decided to light a match to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her. To her horror, she discovered that.... she was lying next to the dead caretaker.

Many people believe they have life all figured out..... but sometimes it just doesn't turn out the way they planned it.
''You never know what tomorrow holds.

17/07/2013

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his p***s, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.

"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says

"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"

Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

16/07/2013

Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?
Dadaji- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke 14 tukdenahi hote

07/07/2013

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house.

They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.

Man: I want to thank you. I am genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you each 1 wish, and I will keep 1 for myself.

Tom: I want a billion dollars.

Wife: I want a house in every country of the world.

Genie: Done. Done.

Tom : And what is your wish genie?

Genie: Well, since I haven't loved a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.

Tom said: Emm Ok! You'll get us a lot of money. I guess I don't mind.

The genie took the wife upstairs and slept with her for two hours.

After it was over he asked her: How old is your husband?

Wife answers: 35.

Genie: Really? And he still believes in genie stories!!! Hahaha

07/07/2013

Wife reads a book and says to husband "A bull makes love more than 300 times a year and u don't even do a quarter!

Husband replied "and where is it written that it does with the same cow?

hahahahahaha

26/06/2013

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16/06/2013

A woman was hving s*x with her lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told da lover "pretnd 2 b a statue & dnt move".
Husbnd: who is this?
Wife:this is a robor i bought 2 hve s*x wit me whneva u travel.
Husbnd:Ok, lets hve s*x nw
Wife:no swtheart, ystrdy i gor my period...so i will go & myk a cup of coffee 4 u .. Aftr she lefr da hsbnd said "DAMN m so h***y, i will f**k ths robot in da ass!...he tried f**king.
Da lover startd taking in a robot wy "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!
Husbnd:DAMN robot is nt wrking properly. m throwing it out da window
Da lover realisd dat he was on da 20th floor so he said "SOFTWARE UPDATED, PLZ TRY AGAIN!"

27/04/2013

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