Butterfly Hotel Srinagar

23/10/2017

31/07/2017

Guys because of my recent business venture in Muscat, I took 9 flights within a span of little more than a month, In flight announcements meray dimag mein baar baar goong rahi thi, so I combined the two, waazwan at Kashmiri marriage's and announcements, hope you enjoy.



Before serving wazwaan:

Mahraaz saal mein aap ka swagat hai .

Humaray souin (close relative) late aanay ki vejah say hum do gantay dairi say serve kar rehay hein, iss deri k liye hum shama chahatay hein.

Mein aap ka maizban Abdul Rehman, humaray aaj k kaptan ( Mahmid waze) aur uup kaptaan ( gule waze) hein

Wazwan khatay samay belt aur nara loose rekhna hi uchit hai.

zaida khanay ki vejah say paith mein adik dhabav badnay par, apnay bagal mein rakhi tray mein say carry bag ka istimaal karay, apnay carry bag mein keval aapnay hi hisay k saalan rekhay, apnay bagal mein baithay salaar ki sahita na karay.

Wazwan mein tez masalay honay k karan, aapaatakaaleen istithi mein aap humaray kisi bi adikari say sampark kar saktay hein, humaray adikari aap ko kisi bi niktam sochalay tak maargadarshan kar dengay.

Before ending wazwaan

Namaskar, mein aap ka kaptaan Mahmed waze bol reha hoon, kuchi minto mein aap ki traami mein gustaba land hoga,
gustaba k turant baid tashnari paish kiyi jaye gi,

Saab salaar say nivadan hai, tamaam traami aur tashe tent say bahar niklnay tak aapni aapni jegah baithay rehay.

Itnay saray log, garam garam wazwaan, bahaar Ka tapmaan jitna bi ho andaar k tapmaan say kam honay ki aashanka hai.

Sab saalar say nivadan hai, tent say bahar janay say pehlay apnay niji patloon aur pajamay k belt tatha naray dubara say kass k bandh le.

Umaid hai aap ko wazwaan khanay mein maza aaya hoga, aur apnay aanay valay functions mein aap mahmid waza ko dobara say seva ka mooka dengay.

20/10/2013

A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George .
Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.

"But we didn't use them," the husband said.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed topay. As he didn't have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check.
She did and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But ma'am, this is made out for only $50.00."

"That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Don't mess with senior citizens..... They didn't get there by being stupid.

14/11/2012

The most expensive hotel room in the world costs US$34,000 (S$50,000) per night, according to Wealth Bulletin, an online publication of eFinancialNews, a Dow Jones Company. This is the 4,300sq ft Ty Warner Penthouse at Four Seasons Hotel in New York. Guests enjoy their own private spa and fully leather-clad dressing room.

31/10/2012

Clinton is vacationing

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today."

She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States."

29/10/2012

Many birds adapt to metropolitan life, in this clip you can see how crows in Japan have integrated city life into their behaviour. From the BBC.

23/10/2012

They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years.
To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large
city and they checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small
room. No windows, no bed, no fan," she complained.
"But, Madam!"
"Don't `But, Madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us
like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much,
and we've never been to the big city and never spent the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."
"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is
the elevator!"

16/06/2012

Hotel

28/07/2011