08/05/2015
No offence to Salman Fan's
To err is human .....
To blame it on the driver is ....
BEING HUMAN
So here's what happened.
Salman went to a pub. Being a teetotaler, he didn't really like the company of his friends who were all drinking and smoking. He ordered a fruit punch and half chicken kabab. The chicken was not good, so he started feeling pukish. Also, because of passive smoking he was feeling dizzy. So he went and asked the driver to take hi m back home.
Since Salman Khan was in a hurry to reach home and take a dump and didn't want to puke on the way, his driver decided to race the car at 130+ kmph in the middle of the night and also took the footpath to avoid the signal. 5 people were sleeping on the footpath, but it was their fault. Footpaths are not for sleeping, bloody Indians I say.
Then when he ran over these people leaving them brutally injured, the driver still felt that Salman not puking in his car was more important and to make sure Salman Khan was not feeling uncomfortable after this minor accident, he lied to Salman that it was just a pothole and a hump that caused the discomfort.
Finally, Salman oblivious of all that had happened went home, took a dump and slept only to realize 13 years later what really happened. The court has finally believed this story and the honest being human Salman will now make his next movie, Is raat ki Subah nahin - Part-2.
I really hate people who think Salman actually was driving. Bloody underachieving inhuman jealous Indians.
Meanwhile the Rajasthan forest authorities have found a su***de note written by a black buck "Salman didn't kill me, I committed su***de