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I hate deep thinking. Thinking deep. I hate deep. Deep feelings. Deep conversations. Deep end. Deep. The only deep I pre...
24/12/2024

I hate deep thinking. Thinking deep. I hate deep. Deep feelings. Deep conversations. Deep end. Deep. The only deep I prefer is six inch. I pack an impressive 4. Sometimes though I see certain things. Things I should have avoided in the first place. Trigger things. Things. Say for instance I saw a schoolmate on a billboard. He had apparently won an international prize becuase of some invention or innovation....

I hate deep thinking. Thinking deep. I hate deep. Deep feelings. Deep conversations. Deep end. Deep. The only deep I prefer is six inch. I pack an impressive 4. Sometimes though I see certain thing…

He rode on a yellow wave. More like a yellow fever. In medical terms, he was the main carrier. The patient zero. The epi...
17/07/2024

He rode on a yellow wave. More like a yellow fever. In medical terms, he was the main carrier. The patient zero. The epicenter. He was yellow and yellow was him. I heard he carries other things like eyids but that is beside the point. We are talking about the fever. He then hugged and kissed others on whom he bestowed titles such as Muka wa minez....

He rode on a yellow wave. More like a yellow fever. In medical terms, he was the main carrier. The patient zero. The epicenter. He was yellow and yellow was him. I heard he carries other things lik…

I imagine him. Sitting behind his desk. They didn't have ink pens or ball points. Feathers were the thing but fact is I ...
03/12/2023

I imagine him. Sitting behind his desk. They didn't have ink pens or ball points. Feathers were the thing but fact is I am from the lakeside or I consider my genes to be relatively adjacent to the great people of the lake so we shall call it by its dictionary name. Lets say it together....quill. So behind his desk quill in hand, keraiko in mouth and specs at the bridge angle of his nose....

I imagine him. Sitting behind his desk. They didn’t have ink pens or ball points. Feathers were the thing but fact is I am from the lakeside or I consider my genes to be relatively adjacent t…

So Adam is just sitting under a tree, scratching his balls because what else would a man be doing under a tree, trying t...
21/06/2023

So Adam is just sitting under a tree, scratching his balls because what else would a man be doing under a tree, trying to decide if oranges and zebra meat go together. Not apple. God said anything but apple. From the corner of his eye he notices a figure walking towards him and wonders if the Chimpanzees are suddenly losing body hair....

So Adam is just sitting under a tree, scratching his balls because what else would a man be doing under a tree, trying to decide if oranges and zebra meat go together. Not apple. God said anything …

If there is any useless genre of TV, in my opinion, is the horror genre. I have never understood what exactly we are sup...
11/05/2023

If there is any useless genre of TV, in my opinion, is the horror genre. I have never understood what exactly we are supposed to get from such films. Is it the fact that humans are stupid enough not to realize when danger is right around the corner or the fact that someone can wear a mask carry a chainsaw and proceed to make minced meat of a stupid person who couldn't realize that danger is right around the corner?...

If there is any useless genre of TV, in my opinion, is the horror genre. I have never understood what exactly we are supposed to get from such films. Is it the fact that humans are stupid enough no…

Say someone places a gun to my head and orders me to describe my first time, I'd break down and say the absolute truth. ...
03/05/2023

Say someone places a gun to my head and orders me to describe my first time, I'd break down and say the absolute truth. It was noisy, messy, it had a casualty and it was absolutely not easy. Mostly on my part. I remember wondering if she had a fever. I didn't think anyone should have that kind of heat inside them…...

Say someone places a gun to my head and orders me to describe my first time, I’d break down and say the absolute truth. It was noisy, messy, it had a casualty and it was absolutely not easy. …

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus Trynna get home! I like to think to my...
06/04/2023

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus Trynna get home! I like to think to myself. Mostly because if my thoughts were a person they'd be in a psychiatric facility or prison or a psychiatric prison facility. No rest for the wicked....or perverted. As a thumb rule, I try to avoid deep thoughts....

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus Trynna get home! I like to think to myself. Mostly because if my thoughts were a person they’d be in a psychi…

Hey! No matter how uncomfortable the wait is you'll get there.
29/03/2023

Hey! No matter how uncomfortable the wait is you'll get there.

Where are you? Did you get the uber? Where are you babe? Babe are you okay? If you aren’t coming you should have said so Send me back my fare bitch! The first time I came across the term blue…

Hello everybody. Please enjoy this story as much as you like
26/01/2023

Hello everybody. Please enjoy this story as much as you like

SN1 The first time I saw her. My heart skipped a beat, I held my breath and puckered up. I don’t think coughing on her would have been a good impression. Wide eyed, mocha skin and pig tails. …

"Mnataka nini?" he asked. Well ask is a relative statement. He demanded. And oh! that all too familiar feeling of irrita...
16/01/2023

"Mnataka nini?" he asked. Well ask is a relative statement. He demanded. And oh! that all too familiar feeling of irritation, exasperation and lobbing a f**k you at a questioning gateman arose. How dare he? I sucked in oxygen, expanded my lungs and readied myself to school him on manners of greeting guests. " Bwana Asifiwe. Tumekuja mission ya kuhubiri,...

“Mnataka nini?” he asked. Well ask is a relative statement. He demanded. And oh! that all too familiar feeling of irritation, exasperation and lobbing a f**k you at a questioning gatema…

" Close your eyes and raise your hands if your not a virgin", intoned the Pastor in a grave voice. Up till then, Id neve...
04/01/2023

" Close your eyes and raise your hands if your not a virgin", intoned the Pastor in a grave voice. Up till then, Id never realized the pulpit voice could be turned on and off at will. That scratchy gritty voice that is a perquisite of Kenyan pastors. Intone. What a way to speak. Is it a reserve of those of the cloth?...

” Close your eyes and raise your hands if your not a virgin”, intoned the Pastor in a grave voice. Up till then, Id never realized the pulpit voice could be turned on and off at will. T…

I remember the first time I saw a Hip Hop video. I had just joined High School. My first week and first experience in en...
31/12/2022

I remember the first time I saw a Hip Hop video. I had just joined High School. My first week and first experience in enta, the school controlled entertainment period. My mind literally froze, my heart skipped a beat and I had an er****on in short order. You see, I had been raised on country music, the 50's and 60's edition....

I remember the first time I saw a Hip Hop video. I had just joined High School. My first week and first experience in enta, the school controlled entertainment period. My mind literally froze, my h…

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