Kamagi Riverside Retreat

25/08/2026

Jangan buang2 puntung rokok & sampah merata la please. X susah jadi manusia bertamadun guna akal. Basic asas pendidikan moral p**a tu menjaga kebersihan. X pandai jaga kebersihan bagus jangan datang.

13/07/2026

AN OFF-TOPIC DETOUR, A BIT OF A TANGENT | Beside helping my aging parents with their homestaying obssession while I'm pi***ng over folks flicking around their cigarette butts all over the place or leaving rented units looking like an awful pigsty mess after check-out, I write songs too, AND I DO NOT USE AI.

Songs are produced; composed, written, vocaled, recorded, mixed and mastered on my own on FL Studio, and distributed and ID-ed via Distrokid.

YT channel here with 2 released singles:
www.youtube.com/-xmas
*Please don't laugh at the low subs and low views, I just got started. I'll be over the moon if I ever break into the big leagues someday, who knows. But let's just dream big. :P

Guess what? My musical ideas are often birthed in the bathroom, perhaps it's a quiet place of Zen where the universe actually speaks lol, a place somewhat undesirable but it's where the magic happens somehow.

Anyway, this is FLY (TO THE KID I WAS):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFBlFmlaNxU

Produced, written and vocals performed by Paul Xmas. Thanks for lis...

04/07/2026

There is a big difference between how a bunch of not quite brilliant and ignorant monkeys throw away a cigarette butt VS how a thoughtful, responsible, commonsensical and clever person handles it like an educated, conscious and civilized human being.

03/07/2026

How to eat KUACI monkey vs human 🌻

30/06/2026

No matter how much we talk ourselves till desert dry preaching basic hygiene, there will always be a special breed of human who treats the earth like their personal trash can and tosses cigarette butts wherever they want.

Then come the geniuses with their brilliant defense saying "Don't be so fussy or nobody will go there anymore". Duh, honestly, for the greater good of our peace of mind and the environment here, that sounds extremely exciting and fantastic to us.

We didn't open this space to host a garbage convention. If following a basic cleanliness policy is a threat to your personal freedom, the exit gate is wide enough to fit the whole circus, the clowns, the apes, the baggage and all. Feel free to use it.

If you wouldn't want a stranger treating your house like a dumpsite full of rubbish and cigarette butts, don't do it to ours. It's basic common sense 101.

27/05/2026

NOTIS.

30/04/2026

1, 2 & 3 May

Not available. Full. No walk-in allowed. In-house guests who smoke, please use the provided cigarette trays for your cigarette butts. If you can't, then leave.

18/04/2026

Found this on Google. Old but gold.
https://www.mstar.com.my/lokal/semasa/2015/06/03/larangan-buang-sampah-beruk

BUTTERWORTH: Majlis Perbandaran Seberang Perai (MPSP) mengeluarkan empat papan tanda yang mengatakan bahawa sesiapa membuang sampah di merata-rata tempat adalah lebih bodoh daripada beruk.

14/04/2026

DISGUSTING PICNIC BEHAVIOUR.

14 April 2026. To the irresponsible people using the pictured unit on the said date, you're banned from Kamagi Riverside Retreat. Any attempt to enter this premise in the future will be considered trespassing.

This is our home. If you can't respect or refuse to respect our house rules, and if you like to toss around your filthy rubbish and filthy cigarette butts on the ground like an uncivilized and ignorant human being, then off to the adjacent exit gate, you are not welcome here. Get out!

Remarks:
For those wondering why this was not addressed on the spot: Our parents, out of courtesy, are not the type to confront guests directly. The family member who would have done so without hesitation was not present at the time. The disgusting mess was only discovered after returning home.

11/04/2026

⚠️ No walk-in.
⚠️ No last minute booking.

Please book early so we know you are coming & can prepare in advance. Appreciate your understanding! Thanks.