24/05/2026
Thanks for the shout out Nathan Faavae! Our winter team were happy to help where they could 😊
Sophie and I headed into Queen Charlotte Sound for a “nice little paddle” this morning… fooled by the sheltered boat ramp, blue skies, and actual sunshine into thinking it was basically summer.
About 20 minutes later we met the southerly.
Not just any southerly… one packed with tiny Antarctic daggers.
My Samoan genes completely shut down and started displaying an error message. Sophie somehow was even colder than I was, which didn’t seem scientifically possible.
Too stubborn to turn around, we pushed on with a revised strategy: survival.
Massive thanks to Portage Resort, where Sophie went searching for anything that could block the wind. The heroic staff gifted us a rubbish bag each… and honestly, it changed everything.
One minute we were starring in “Frozen: Marlborough Edition”… the next we were toasty, and almost enjoying ourselves.
Turns out the latest in elite paddle apparel is just black plastic. High performance. Breathable-ish. Grateful for the save.