The Satire, Alexandria

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Nights at The Satire:🔥 Fireside lounging under the stars (highly encouraged)🍸“Just one” drink that turns into two at The...
09/05/2026

Nights at The Satire:

🔥 Fireside lounging under the stars (highly encouraged)
🍸“Just one” drink that turns into two at The Wise Fool
🎞️ Private cinema night that makes staying in feel like a very good decision

No strict plans, just a series of excellent ones at your fingertips.

Join us at The Satire Hotel, Autograph Collection for the return of our Silent Reading Party in partnership with ! 📖✨S...
09/04/2026

Join us at The Satire Hotel, Autograph Collection for the return of our Silent Reading Party in partnership with ! 📖✨

Spend an afternoon immersed in quiet reading, literary-inspired cocktails, and cozy company in the heart of Old Town Alexandria.

Guests are invited to browse a curated on-site collection featuring titles such as Yellowface, My Sister the Serial Killer, The Princess Bride, Animal Farm, The Master and Margarita, Lula Dean’s Little Library of Banned Books, Animal Farm, James, Yesteryear, and The Princess Bride, or bring a book currently on your nightstand.

Each ticket includes one signature cocktail or mocktail, a selection of light bites, and $2 off additional beverages throughout the event. Ticket link in bio!

🗓 Sunday, September 20, 2026
🕰 1:30–3:30 PM
📍 The Satire, Autograph Collection

Adjacent to intensity, but not defined by it, our neighborhood hotel offers a stay that suits every type of traveler. ...
08/28/2026

Adjacent to intensity, but not defined by it, our neighborhood hotel offers a stay that suits every type of traveler.

Because, not everything needs to be taken so seriously.
08/24/2026

Because, not everything needs to be taken so seriously.

Dropping pristine at the door, we welcome you into The Wise Fool where inventive cuisine meets a spirited, social vibe i...
08/20/2026

Dropping pristine at the door, we welcome you into The Wise Fool where inventive cuisine meets a spirited, social vibe in Old Town Alexandria.

A defining highlight of the space is our sculptural cloud light installation suspended above the bar, casting a warm, diffused glow that sets the tone from the moment you walk in.

Even a towel can have a second act.
08/17/2026

Even a towel can have a second act.

We know the script, we just don't follow it.
08/13/2026

We know the script, we just don't follow it.

In the heart of Old Town Alexandria, The Satire, Autograph Collection offers a stay shaped by wit, style and thoughtful ...
08/10/2026

In the heart of Old Town Alexandria, The Satire, Autograph Collection offers a stay shaped by wit, style and thoughtful design.

Whether you're here for a weekend escape, a celebration, or an extended visit, you'll find expansive suites, elevated comforts and subtle details that reward a closer look.

Sophisticated with a touch of intrigue. Refined but never rigid. Every moment is designed with intention.

A stay that reveals itself in layers felt immediately, understood over time.
08/06/2026

A stay that reveals itself in layers felt immediately, understood over time.

Subtle, refined, nonconforming, observant, lightly amused; we are The Satire, Autograph Collection.
08/03/2026

Subtle, refined, nonconforming, observant, lightly amused; we are The Satire, Autograph Collection.

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625 First Street
Alexandria, VA
22314

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+17036500200

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