04/14/2026
A page from the life of your humble host, if you're into it:
I just experienced the oddest thing with Sonora.
I was recording something into my phone and walking through the living area of my trailer. When I glanced down at Sonora, curled into a half-moon in her favorite chair, she was staring at me. Directly at my face, tracking me across the room.
Her one open eye was locked on mine while the other was closed in the deepest, longest wink any dog has ever winked in the entire history of winking.
After a couple more strides, I had to stop to understand just what the hell was happening right now.
Sonora held that wink for another moment, then slowly opened her mouth like she was about to tell me something. Something obviously very important. Possibly the most important thing I would ever hear!
And then, before a single sound came out, she shut the other eye and sneezed so violently it felt like the kind of sneeze that should come with hand-drawn cartoon fur flying off her face in every direction.
The whole event was so traumatic she appeared to completely forget she was just seconds away from revealing the secrets of the universe.
Prophecy lost to this damned dry Arizona dust.
[Anyway - I shared my post and a pic of Sonora with Gemini and told it to give me something passable without wasting my credits on a bunch of micro iterations so... here you go. Surrealist, but what else would you expect? 😆]