Bearden Bed and Breakfast

11/09/2020

I forgot to let you guys know there is no more Bearden Bed and Breakfast.
I mean I guess you could just invade Mr. Bearden’s residence but I am not liable for anything. And good luck finding him.

07/21/2020

New item has been added to the auction.

07/18/2020

With the imminent relocation of the Bearden Bed and Breakfast, we think it would only be right to auction off items that a previous tennant left behind. Bidding starts at $4.20

Edit: Items include:
Mail addressed to said tennant
1 non functional Thomas Organ
2 chairs
1 Dawgopoly
1 Stig poster (frame included)
1 heater
1 half-empty jar of protein powder
1 vacuum
1 Chromecast
1 UNOPENED copy of Grumpy Cat’s worst Christmas Ever
Some garbage

03/26/2020

Oh no...

03/12/2020

Concerning the covid-19 outbreak, please know that we are doing everything we possibly can to do nothing about this.

08/05/2019

OPOSSUM UPDATE: 45 of our 42 opossums have been found

08/03/2019

BE ADVISED: The opossums got out again

07/07/2019

Please do not

05/22/2019

We have received a recent complaint about the owner not being present during a customer’s previous two visits to the one and only Bearden Bed and Breakfast. Rest assured that we are investigating the situation and if the owner has been found at fault, he will receive 4̷̢͜҉̷0̸̡̨͢͜ ̢͘̕͝ļ̛͟a͝҉̶s͜͟҉h̵́҉͟͢i҉͘͡͡n̸̢g̴͢s̡̀͏̢ ̢̛̀̕͞ẃ̴̷̡i̢҉t̸̷̡͡h̸̷͝҉ ̴̷̷̢̨a̶̢͟ ͏̷̷̷w̸e͜t̵̕͞ ̡͠n̵̸͢͠ơ̡̡͘͜o̵̵̷͘d̡̡̨͢l̵̴̢͘ȩ̸̵̛͏

03/31/2019

We are pleased to announce that our owner, Josh, will now be offering lessons in Astral Projections!! When the planets are perfectly aligned, when Josh is able to use 100% of his powers, come on down to the Bearden Bed and Breakfast for your lesson in pure bliss!
Price is 1/2.34x10^-13 of a Дpyг! We hope to see you there!

02/15/2019

Come and have lettuce we always have some left over

SALINAS, CA—In an effort to maintain stringent industry standards, salad suppliers nationwide pledged Monday to continue including just enough greens in bagged salad so that some will go bad if you’re single. “Whether it’s our 50/50 Mix or a simple chopped romaine, single customers can rest ...