Paradise Resort Bar & Grill

10/17/2026

🔥 WEEKEND DINNERS ARE BACK & BETTER THAN EVER! 🔥

Your weekends just got a WHOLE LOT tastier! 🤤🍴

We’re excited to introduce our NEW WEEKEND DINNER MENU at Paradise Shores Resort Bar & Grill! 🏝️🍻

🥩 12 oz Ribeye Steak – $31.99
🍤 Ribeye & Shrimp – $36.99
🐷 Grilled Pork Ribeye – $17.99
🐟 Grilled Salmon – $22.99
🍝 Creamy Garlic Shrimp Linguine – $19.99

🤩 AND WE’RE NOT STOPPING THERE!

Our steak, pork, and salmon dinners come with:
🥗 Your choice of soup or side salad
🥔 Your choice of potato
🥦 Chef’s vegetable

🍤 FEELING A LITTLE EXTRA? Make it SURF & TURF by adding 5 delicious grilled shrimp to your dinner for just $6 MORE!

⏰ FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHTS
🔥 STARTING AT 4 PM!

Whether you’re planning a date night ❤️, getting together with friends 🍻, or just craving a GOOD old-fashioned dinner, we’ve got a seat waiting for you!

🌅 Great Food. 🍹 Cold Drinks. 🏝️ Paradise Views.

🦜 Our Paradise Parrot says, “Why settle for ordinary when you can dine in PARADISE?!” 🤣

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🌴 Your Weekend Dinner Destination!

👇 TAG YOUR DINNER DATE & TELL US WHAT YOU’RE ORDERING FIRST! 👇

10/15/2026

🐮🍔🚨 HOLY COW!!! IT’S $7 BURGER DAY AT PARADISE!!! 🚨🍔🐮

🦜🤠 Remember all those cows our Paradise Parrot was rounding up earlier?!

WELL… THEY’VE BEEN FOUND!!! 🤣🤣

Apparently, instead of becoming burgers, the whole herd negotiated a deal with our bird and took over the patio for lunch! 🐄🍻

BUT DON’T WORRY… WE’VE STILL GOT PLENTY OF BURGERS!!! 😂

🔥🍔 THURSDAYS ARE $7 BURGER DAY AT PARADISE SHORES! 🍔🔥

💥 JUST $7 FOR A DELICIOUS BURGER! 💥

That’s right! Why spend $15–$20 somewhere else when you can enjoy a juicy burger at Paradise for ONLY $7?! 🤯

🍻 AND DON’T FORGET OUR ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE HAPPY HOUR!

⏰ MONDAY–FRIDAY
🍺 1–2 PM: $1 Rail Drinks & Domestic Beers
🍺 2–3 PM: $2 Rail Drinks & Domestic Beers
🍺 3–4 PM: $3 Rail Drinks & Domestic Beers

🌙 LATE NIGHT OWLS — SUNDAY–THURSDAY
🍻 9–10 PM: $3
🍻 10–11 PM: $2
🍻 11 PM–MIDNIGHT: $1

🦜 Our Paradise Parrot says, “BRING THE WHOLE HERD… WE’VE GOT BURGERS TO SERVE!” 🤣🐄

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🍔 $7 BURGERS. ICE-COLD DRINKS. UNBEATABLE DEALS. THAT’S PARADISE! 🍻🌴

10/15/2026

🤠🦜 THERE’S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN… AND HE’S ROUNDING UP DINNER! 🍔

Word got out that it’s $7 BURGER DAY at Paradise Shores, and now every cow in Crow Wing County is running for the hills! 🐄💨🤣

Our Paradise Parrot has traded his tropical lifestyle for a cowboy hat, a lasso, and ONE MISSION…

🔥 ROUND UP ENOUGH BEEF FOR $7 BURGER DAY! 🔥

🐄 The cows are TERRIFIED!
🦜 The parrot is OUT OF CONTROL!
🍔 And the burgers are ONLY $7 ALL DAY!

🤣 SOMEBODY WARN BESSIE… THURSDAYS ARE DANGEROUS AT PARADISE!

🍹🌴 PARADISE HOUR — BECAUSE EVEN COWBOYS NEED A DRINK! 🤠🍻

🍺 AFTERNOON HAPPY HOUR | 1–4 PM
Rail drinks & domestic b**rs:
💵 1–2 PM ➡️ $1
💵 2–3 PM ➡️ $2
💵 3–4 PM ➡️ $3

🌙 LATE-NIGHT HAPPY HOUR | 9 PM–MIDNIGHT
Rail drinks & domestic b**rs:
🍻 9–10 PM ➡️ $3
🍻 10–11 PM ➡️ $2
🍻 11 PM–MIDNIGHT ➡️ $1

🔥 PLUS HALF-PRICE SELECT APPETIZERS FROM 9–10 PM!

🍔 $7 BURGERS ALL DAY!
🍻 CHEAP DRINKS!
🐄 TERRIFIED COWS!
🦜 ONE CRAZY COWBOY PARROT!

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🤠 Y’ALL BETTER GET TO PARADISE BEFORE THE HERD ESCAPES! 🐄💨🤣

👇 TAG YOUR BURGER-EATING PARTNER IN CRIME! 🍔🍻

10/14/2026

🎃👻 SAVE THE DATE… PARADISE IS GETTING SPOOKY!!! 👻🎃

🦜💀 Our Paradise Parrot is getting dressed up, and YOU SHOULD TOO!!! 🤣

🔥 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31ST 🔥

We’re throwing one HECK of a HALLOWEEN PARTY at Paradise Shores Resort Bar & Grill, and you won’t want to miss it!!! 🕷️🕸️

🎧 DJ SPINNING FROM 9PM–CLOSE!
🏆 COSTUME CONTEST AT 10PM!
💰 CASH PRIZES & MORE!
🍹 SPOOKY SCARY DRINK SPECIALS!

👻 COSTUME CONTEST CATEGORIES: 👻

🤣 FUNNIEST COSTUME
😱 SCARIEST COSTUME
👯 BEST GROUP COSTUME
🏆 BEST OVERALL COSTUME
🎨 MOST CREATIVE COSTUME

💥 ALL COSTUMES ARE WELCOME!!! 💥

Whether you’re scary, funny, creative, dressed up with your whole crew, or just plain ridiculous… WE WANT TO SEE IT!!! 🤣

💵 100% FREE TO ENTER THE COSTUME CONTEST! No entry fees, just show up dressed to impress and compete for CASH PRIZES!!! 🤑

🎃 So round up your friends, start planning those costumes, and get ready for a SPOOKTACULAR NIGHT AT PARADISE!!!

🦜 Even our Paradise Parrot is getting in on the action… and he’s already convinced he’s winning BEST DRESSED! 🤣

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👻 TAG YOUR COSTUME CREW BELOW! 👇

🎃 SHARE THIS POST & HELP US MAKE HALLOWEEN AT PARADISE ONE TO REMEMBER!!! 🎃

10/14/2026

🚨🍻🦜 THIS IS NOT A DRILL… HAPPY HOUR AT PARADISE IS ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!! 🦉🍹🔥

💥 $1 DRINKS?! YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT!! 💥

Our Paradise Parrot has officially teamed up with the Night Owl to bring you some of the CRAZIEST HAPPY HOUR DEALS AROUND! 🤯🍻

☀️🦜 DAYTIME HAPPY HOUR
📅 MONDAY – FRIDAY | 1PM–4PM

🍺 RAIL DRINKS & DOMESTIC B**RS
💵 1PM–2PM ➡️ $1
💵 2PM–3PM ➡️ $2
💵 3PM–4PM ➡️ $3

🦉🌙 CALLING ALL NIGHT OWLS!!
📅 SUNDAY – THURSDAY | 9PM–MIDNIGHT

🍹 RAIL DRINKS & DOMESTIC B**RS
💵 9PM–10PM ➡️ $3
💵 10PM–11PM ➡️ $2
💵 11PM–MIDNIGHT ➡️ $1

🍗🔥 WAIT… THERE’S MORE!!
Enjoy HALF-PRICE SELECT APPETIZERS from 9PM–10PM during our Late Night Happy Hour! 🤤

🦜 The early bird gets the $1 drinks…
🦉 But the night owl gets the LAST CALL DEALS!

Whether you’re getting off work, meeting up with friends, or just looking for an excuse to escape the house… PARADISE IS THE PLACE TO BE! 🌴🍻

💥 SAME GREAT PARADISE. BRAND-NEW HAPPY HOUR DEALS.

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👇 TAG YOUR HAPPY HOUR CREW!! Who’s coming for the $1 drinks?! 🍻🤣

10/14/2026

🚨🍲 WEDNESDAYS JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER AT PARADISE! 🥗🔥

🤯 ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR JUST $12?! 🤯

Yep, you read that right! We’re shaking things up with our BRAND NEW WEDNESDAY SPECIAL, and this one is ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 🤩

🍲 3 ROTATING HOMEMADE-STYLE SOUPS!
🥗 UNLIMITED FRESH SIDE SALADS!
🥖 DELICIOUS BREADSTICKS!
💰 ALL FOR ONLY $12!

Come hungry, grab your favorite soup, load up on salad, and keep coming back for more! 😋

🍻 AND WAIT… IT GETS BETTER!

Our HAPPY HOUR is right here in PARADISE! 🌴🍹

☀️ 1 PM – 4 PM
🌙 9 PM – MIDNIGHT (For all you night owls! 🦉)

💥 Great food, cold drinks, unbeatable prices, and the best company around!

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🔥 HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! 🔥

Tag your soup-loving friends, share this post, and come check out our NEW Wednesday tradition!

🍲🥗 SOUP’S ON, PARADISE! 🌴🍻

10/13/2026

🚨🦜 BREAKING NEWS FROM PARADISE! 🚧🍻

Well, folks… apparently the bridge decided it needed a little vacation too! 🤣🌴

🚧 The bridge on the north end of Upper South Long Lake is getting a makeover!

But DON’T PANIC! 😎 Our Paradise Parrot has your back! 🦜

🍻 PARADISE IS STILL OPEN & THE B**R IS STILL COLD! 🍻

🚗 Here’s how to find us:
➡️ Take County Road 23
➡️ Turn onto Leisure Lane
➡️ Follow the road to PARADISE! 🌴🍔🍺

A little detour isn’t going to keep us from a good time! Heck, consider it the scenic route to happiness! 🤣🍻

📞 Questions or need directions? Call us at 218-764-2328!

🦜 Our bird says, “Don’t let a little construction come between you and your cold b**r!” 🍺😂

🌴 PARADISE SHORES — WORTH THE DETOUR! 🌴

📢 SHARE THIS POST so nobody gets lost trying to find Paradise! 🦜🍻

10/13/2026

🚨🎤 BREAKING NEWS FROM PARADISE SHORES!!! 🚨

🦜 Our feathered spokesperson has called an EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE… and folks, this is BIG NEWS!!! 🤣📺

After much discussion, several squawks, and absolutely ZERO objections…

🍻 $2 TUESDAY IS OFFICIALLY BACK!!! 🍻

🎤 Here’s what our bird had to say:

🌮 $2 BEEF TACOS – Hard or soft shell! Just $2 per taco!

🍺 $2 BUSCH LIGHT POUNDERS – ALL DAY LONG!

🍻 $2 HAMM’S TAP – Because who doesn’t love a $2 b**r?!

❤️ AND THAT’S NOT ALL!!!

🚨 INTRODUCING OUR NEW 2 FOR $22 DATE NIGHT SPECIAL! 🚨

🍔 Pick ANY 2 baskets off our menu!
🥔 Both served with chips!
🍹 PLUS 2 rail drinks or domestic b**rs!

💥 ALL FOR JUST $22!!! 💥

🦜 Our bird would like to remind everyone that inflation may be flying high, but our Tuesday prices are staying LOW! 🤣💸

🍁 The winter specials are rolling into Paradise, and we’re just getting started!

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📢 PLEASE SHARE THIS BREAKING NEWS!!! Our bird didn’t hold an entire press conference for nothing! 🤣🦜🍻

WE’LL SEE YOU TUESDAY AT PARADISE!!! 🔥

10/13/2026

🚨🔥 YOU ASKED… WE LISTENED!!! 🔥🚨

🍁 $2 TUESDAY IS BACK AT PARADISE SHORES!!! 🍁

Winter specials are rolling in, and we’re bringing back some CUSTOMER FAVORITES with a BRAND NEW DEAL!!! 💥🍻

🌮 $2 BEEF TACOS – Hard or Soft Shell!
🍺 $2 BUSCH LIGHT POUNDERS – ALL DAY LONG!
🍻 $2 HAMM’S TAP – Ice Cold & Ready!

❤️ NEW!!! TUESDAY DATE NIGHT SPECIAL! ❤️

💥 2 FOR $22!!! 💥
🍔 Pick ANY 2 baskets off our menu!
🥔 Both come with chips!
🍹 PLUS 2 Rail Drinks or Domestic Beers!

That’s dinner AND drinks for TWO for just $22!!! 🤯🔥

💰 Cheap Eats! 🍻 Cold Drinks! ❤️ Date Night Deals!

We’re bringing the FUN back to Tuesdays, and this is just the beginning of our winter specials!!! 🎉

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👇 TAG YOUR TUESDAY DRINKING BUDDY OR DATE NIGHT PARTNER!!! 👇

🍻 SEE YOU AT PARADISE!!! 🦜🔥

10/11/2026

Sunday Funday is just starting....Music on the Patio with Russ Austad, come enjoy this beautiful day🍻

🏈💜💛 SKOL VIKINGS! SUNDAY FUNDAY AT PARADISE! 🍻🎶

It’s GAME DAY!! 🏈 Come cheer on the Minnesota Vikings as they take on the New Orleans Saints at NOON! 💜💛

🎸 The party doesn’t stop when the game ends! Russ Austad is taking over the patio with LIVE MUSIC after the game! 🎶☀️

🏈 Vikings Football
🍻 Ice Cold Drinks
🎸 FREE Live Patio Music
🌴 Good Times & Great Company!

FOOTBALL ➡️ LIVE MUSIC ➡️ SUNDAY FUNDAY ALL DAY! 🍻🔥

Grab your crew and come spend your Sunday at Paradise Shores! 🌴🍹