10/24/2026
We put houses in trees in the middle of 285 acres of Kentucky woods and then gave the internet the ability to contact us.
A series of decisions were made.
Yes, there are bugs. No, we cannot remove the woods.
Yes, there are wild animals. They actually live here. You are the Airbnb guest. The raccoons did not book around your stay.
Yes, there is dirt outside.
Yes, you may hear things at night. That is generally how outside works.
And yes, Lauren, the Pete Nelson Treehouse was actually built by Pete Nelson and we were on Tree House Masters with him. We did not find a random Pete Nelson smoking outside Tractor Supply and hand him a nail gun.
Anyway, come sleep in a tree.
And pretty Please keep asking questions. The mortgage has developed an appetite and apparently cannot survive on Facebook engagement alone!!!